riggins44 Posted October 26, 2005 Share Posted October 26, 2005 The family wheeled Grandma out on the lawn, in her wheelchair, where > > the > > activities for her 100th birthday were taking place. > > > > Grandma couldn't speak very well, but she could write notes when she > > needed to communicate. > > > > After a short time out on the lawn, Grandma started leaning off to the > > > right, so some family members grabbed her, straightened her up, and > > stuffed pillows on her right. > > > > A short time later, she started leaning off to her left, so again the > > family grabbed her and stuffed pillows on her left. > > > > Soon she started leaning forward, so the family members again grabbed > > her, then tied a pillowcase around her waist to hold her up. > > > > A nephew who arrived late came up to Grandma and said, "Hi, Grandma, > > you're looking good! How are they treating you?" > > > > Grandma took out her little notepad and slowly wrote a note to the > > nephew... > > > > "They won't let me fart." > Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SKINS@THEGOALLINE Posted October 26, 2005 Share Posted October 26, 2005 Very good!!!---Grandma and Grandpa were having trouble making ends meet, so Grandma, in a fit of desperation, decided to prostitute herself. After a long night of the unspeakable, she returned home and presented Grandpa with $20.20 to help pay the bills. Grandpa, scratched his head and asked,"Who's the cheap son-of-a-gun that gave you 20 cents?" Grandma replied,"All of them." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tinob Posted October 26, 2005 Share Posted October 26, 2005 hahahaha! this is funny, thanks for good laughs:laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pez Posted October 26, 2005 Share Posted October 26, 2005 :laugh: good ones! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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