Stophovr6 Posted October 24, 2005 Share Posted October 24, 2005 First, a top ten: Seahawks fans are quitters. My hatred for the cowboys ruined my vocal cords Warm beer isn’t half bad on a rainy Seattle day. My hatred for the cowgirls is downright scary, as was noted by fans around me. Seahawks fans need more spirit and fight. Being able to stare down boys’ fans while wearing Santana Moss jersey, worth every penny. My hatred for the Cowpukes and watching them suffer made the 100 or so dollars spent toward the Seahawk franchise well worth it. I still don’t understand the fight that broke out between the two Seahawks fans in my section. Starting an “Eff The Cowboys” chant in your section is fun. Being in the end zone and watching Cortez shank a field goal….simply beautiful. The day started off in great fashion. It was 10 a.m. (an ungodly time for football), and I was ready for the Skins to start kicking some 9ers butt. Usually I am apprehensive before any game, but the 9ers couldn’t beat a pee wee soccer team, and they almost beat the Cowboys. As soon as I saw CP do his cartwheels, I knew the Football gods were smiling down upon us. I was thrilled to see LaVar come on the field, and I loved it when he almost took Smiths head off! I was grinning from ear to ear when Sean Taylor got his Interception. Things were going great…. My friend Justin called me at the beginning of the 3rd quarter. His girlfriend Shelagh, who is a good friend of mine, had just taken a nasty spill on her bike. Seeing as his car was in the shop, I rushed to pick him up and down to the intersection where Shelagh’s front tire got stuck in a grate. She fell hard on her wrist and elbow. Her head was fine thanks to her helmet (Helmets save lives kiddies!). On the way to the ER she was noticeably shaken up. I had to get a smile on her face somehow. I stuck my head out the window and proclaimed to all that could hear that I was an official Gypsy Ambulance. Doing 30 miles on hour with my head out the window, rain hitting my face, I was making childish siren noises. She broke out in laughter and stopped crying. I waited for awhile in the ER but I had a ticket to the Cowgirls-Seahags game. I arrived at the Seahawks game 3 minutes before half time. I sat and sipped my warm beer, wondering if all the ice in the tub that was holding my Bud was decorative. Sitting behind the end zone, I watched and tried to catch up on the happenings of the game. I was wearing my white Moss jersey. I started to get some guff from hags who were still not swallowing their loss to us at Fed Ex. I explained to them and to everyone else who tried to give me s**t that there are two basic things I hate in the world: I hate watching the Redskins lose. I hate watching the Cowboys win. I gave them the ultimatum of me rooting against the Cowboys, or not. They shut up pretty quick. Second half begins. The Seahawks fans around me are being harsh on their offense. Things weren’t clicking and it was bringing the mood down. A small crowd of Cowgirls fans start a “Lets go Cowboys” chant. Seahawks fans around me looked somewhat shocked; they didn’t know what to do. I clapped my hands along and yelled “Eff the Cowboys!” Squaks fans looked at me in disbelief. I did it again. They started to clap with me. I did it again. They started to chant and continued without me. The Seahawks defense was doing great, but my section was STILL not being bush league. I was frustrated with the negativity. I summoned the Spirits of Marcus Washington, LaVar Arrington and Sean Taylor. “With our powers combined!!!!” With my hands shaking a la Marcus, leaning back a la Arrington and pulling the bow a la Taylor, I got crazy on my section. Again, people around me were shocked. When the Defense was on the field I was screaming my head off, demanding to have Bledsoe’s head taken off, and cursing the putrid name that is the Cowboys. I was pushing my neighbors around, screaming at them not give up, because “I REFUSE TO WATCH THE COWBOYS WIN!” Fourth quarter. Dismay. Disbelief. A disheartening experience is unfolding. People started to leave the stadium. “Chin up Soldiers”. I didn’t know what else to say to my section. Then, the unthinkable. With 2 minutes left, the Seahawks, who couldn’t put a drive together all day, drove 81 yards down the field! People are happy again, they don’t need me anymore, but they respect the fact that I kept them in the game to the point where the guy to the left of me gives me a bear hug and thanks me. Seahawks tie the game, get a huge interception and get the winning Field goal. You all know this, and I couldn’t explain it any better cause the euphoria that took over, getting to watch the Cowboys collapse, was just blinding and deafening. I stayed in my aisle and stared at the Cowgirls fans with their heads hung low. I took off my hat and kept my index finger on the Skins logo, not saying a word. Revised list: Seahawks fans aren’t quitters, they just need some prodding and some pride. Same as original I still say the warm beer wasn’t half bad. My hatred is scary, but it let me get out a lot of bottled up anger and it helped section 122. Seahawks fans gained spirit and fight in the last two minutes, I hope it carries on to their next game. Same as original Forget the money, they guy in front of me offered me his ex-girlfriends seat for the remainder of the season cause “We need you cheering for us.” Same as original Ditto Watching the Seahawks make their field goal to crush the Cowboys spirit…..priceless. :point2sky Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gimpy007 Posted October 24, 2005 Share Posted October 24, 2005 pics from the game. Winning Field Goal by Josh Brown: http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b166/gimpy007/IMG_0551.jpg Final Score: http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b166/gimpy007/IMG_0556.jpg Look on a Cowgirl fans face after game: http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b166/gimpy007/IMG_0557.jpg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedskinsNation Posted October 24, 2005 Share Posted October 24, 2005 I wish we had more threads like this....definitly enlightening and entertaining....do you have any pictures from the stadium/fans? Were there a lot of cowfarts fans at the game? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gimpy007 Posted October 24, 2005 Share Posted October 24, 2005 I wish we had more threads like this....definitly enlightening and entertaining....do you have any pictures from the stadium/fans? Were there a lot of cowfarts fans at the game? I just about got into a fight with a Cowgirls fan. They were real A-Holes! Not all of them. But there were a few. Most of them were actually cool. I joked around with a good portion of them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stophovr6 Posted October 24, 2005 Author Share Posted October 24, 2005 I wish we had more threads like this....definitly enlightening and entertaining....do you have any pictures from the stadium/fans? Were there a lot of cowfarts fans at the game? My freind took some pictures with his camera phone, Ill see if I can get them. And there were entirly too many cowturds fans there. They are like ****roaches. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tr1 Posted October 24, 2005 Share Posted October 24, 2005 First, a top ten: Seahawks fans are quitters. My hatred for the cowboys ruined my vocal cords Warm beer isn’t half bad on a rainy Seattle day. My hatred for the cowgirls is downright scary, as was noted by fans around me. Seahawks fans need more spirit and fight. Being able to stare down boys’ fans while wearing Santana Moss jersey, worth every penny. My hatred for the Cowpukes and watching them suffer made the 100 or so dollars spent toward the Seahawk franchise well worth it. I still don’t understand the fight that broke out between the two Seahawks fans in my section. Starting an “Eff The Cowboys” chant in your section is fun. Being in the end zone and watching Cortez shank a field goal….simply beautiful. The day started off in great fashion. It was 10 a.m. (an ungodly time for football), and I was ready for the Skins to start kicking some 9ers butt. Usually I am apprehensive before any game, but the 9ers couldn’t beat a pee wee soccer team, and they almost beat the Cowboys. As soon as I saw CP do his cartwheels, I knew the Football gods were smiling down upon us. I was thrilled to see LaVar come on the field, and I loved it when he almost took Smiths head off! I was grinning from ear to ear when Sean Taylor got his Interception. Things were going great…. My friend Justin called me at the beginning of the 3rd quarter. His girlfriend Shelagh, who is a good friend of mine, had just taken a nasty spill on her bike. Seeing as his car was in the shop, I rushed to pick him up and down to the intersection where Shelagh’s front tire got stuck in a grate. She fell hard on her wrist and elbow. Her head was fine thanks to her helmet (Helmets save lives kiddies!). On the way to the ER she was noticeably shaken up. I had to get a smile on her face somehow. I stuck my head out the window and proclaimed to all that could hear that I was an official Gypsy Ambulance. Doing 30 miles on hour with my head out the window, rain hitting my face, I was making childish siren noises. She broke out in laughter and stopped crying. I waited for awhile in the ER but I had a ticket to the Cowgirls-Seahags game. I arrived at the Seahawks game 3 minutes before half time. I sat and sipped my warm beer, wondering if all the ice in the tub that was holding my Bud was decorative. Sitting behind the end zone, I watched and tried to catch up on the happenings of the game. I was wearing my white Moss jersey. I started to get some guff from hags who were still not swallowing their loss to us at Fed Ex. I explained to them and to everyone else who tried to give me s**t that there are two basic things I hate in the world: I hate watching the Redskins lose. I hate watching the Cowboys win. I gave them the ultimatum of me rooting against the Cowboys, or not. They shut up pretty quick. Second half begins. The Seahawks fans around me are being harsh on their offense. Things weren’t clicking and it was bringing the mood down. A small crowd of Cowgirls fans start a “Lets go Cowboys” chant. Seahawks fans around me looked somewhat shocked; they didn’t know what to do. I clapped my hands along and yelled “Eff the Cowboys!” Squaks fans looked at me in disbelief. I did it again. They started to clap with me. I did it again. They started to chant and continued without me. The Seahawks defense was doing great, but my section was STILL not being bush league. I was frustrated with the negativity. I summoned the Spirits of Marcus Washington, LaVar Arrington and Sean Taylor. “With our powers combined!!!!” With my hands shaking a la Marcus, leaning back a la Arrington and pulling the bow a la Taylor, I got crazy on my section. Again, people around me were shocked. When the Defense was on the field I was screaming my head off, demanding to have Bledsoe’s head taken off, and cursing the putrid name that is the Cowboys. I was pushing my neighbors around, screaming at them not give up, because “I REFUSE TO WATCH THE COWBOYS WIN!” Fourth quarter. Dismay. Disbelief. A disheartening experience is unfolding. People started to leave the stadium. “Chin up Soldiers”. I didn’t know what else to say to my section. Then, the unthinkable. With 2 minutes left, the Seahawks, who couldn’t put a drive together all day, drove 81 yards down the field! People are happy again, they don’t need me anymore, but they respect the fact that I kept them in the game to the point where the guy to the left of me gives me a bear hug and thanks me. Seahawks tie the game, get a huge interception and get the winning Field goal. You all know this, and I couldn’t explain it any better cause the euphoria that took over, getting to watch the Cowboys collapse, was just blinding and deafening. I stayed in my aisle and stared at the Cowgirls fans with their heads hung low. I took off my hat and kept my index finger on the Skins logo, not saying a word. Revised list: Seahawks fans aren’t quitters, they just need some prodding and some pride. Same as original I still say the warm beer wasn’t half bad. My hatred is scary, but it let me get out a lot of bottled up anger and it helped section 122. Seahawks fans gained spirit and fight in the last two minutes, I hope it carries on to their next game. Same as original Forget the money, they guy in front of me offered me his ex-girlfriends seat for the remainder of the season cause “We need you cheering for us.” Same as original Ditto Watching the Seahawks make their field goal to crush the Cowboys spirit…..priceless. :point2sky Stophovr6...I don't know you, but you are my friend...thanks for the blow by blow...I felt I was there with you. You are a good man for taking your friend's girl to the hospital... And thank you for being there to see those stinking, filthy pukes lose a heart breaker... Thank you... :notworthy :notworthy :notworthy And, the kind of beer I don't like...warm beer...glad it got better by the end of the game. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stophovr6 Posted October 25, 2005 Author Share Posted October 25, 2005 Stophovr6...I don't know you, but you are my friend...thanks for the blow by blow...I felt I was there with you.You are a good man for taking your friend's girl to the hospital... And thank you for being there to see those stinking, filthy pukes lose a heart breaker... Thank you... :notworthy :notworthy :notworthy And, the kind of beer I don't like...warm beer...glad it got better by the end of the game. Thanks man. I forgot to mention this in my story, but while I was waiting in line for some beer, a Seahawks fan tried to explian some sort of Seahawks-Cowboys rivalry. He mentioned A game where the Cowboys upset them. I kinda chuckled and let him know he didn't know what a rivalry was. I am kinda curious as to what happened the last time the Cowboys and Seagulls met. Does anyone know? :logo: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueTalon Posted October 25, 2005 Share Posted October 25, 2005 Last year, we had them down by 10 or 11, they came back in the last two minutes to win. Keeshawn Johnson caught a TD pass, but part of him was out of bounds. But because it was the last two minutes, it couldn't be challenged, and the refs didn't review it on their own. Onside kick, they recovered, the rest is history. It left a really bad taste. But that was last years team -- they'd fall apart at inopportune times, often in the 4th quarter. So anyway... For us, we lost to the Rams three times last year, so we had to get that monkey off our backs... and we did. We lost to the cowboys in a 4th quarter collapse, and we had to get that moneky off our backs, too... and we did. Now if we could just win a game on the east coast! Maybe we'll get that monkey off our backs in Philly... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tr1 Posted October 25, 2005 Share Posted October 25, 2005 Thanks man. I forgot to mention this in my story, but while I was waiting in line for some beer, a Seahawks fan tried to explian some sort of Seahawks-Cowboys rivalry. He mentioned A game where the Cowboys upset them. I kinda chuckled and let him know he didn't know what a rivalry was. I am kinda curious as to what happened the last time the Cowboys and Seagulls met. Does anyone know? :logo: http://www.nfl.com/gamecenter/recap/NFL_20041206_DAL@SEA Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarrellGreenFan Posted October 25, 2005 Share Posted October 25, 2005 Last year, we had them down by 10 or 11, they came back in the last two minutes to win. Keeshawn Johnson caught a TD pass, but part of him was out of bounds. But because it was the last two minutes, it couldn't be challenged, and the refs didn't review it on their own. Onside kick, they recovered, the rest is history. It left a really bad taste. But that was last years team -- they'd fall apart at inopportune times, often in the 4th quarter. So anyway... For us, we lost to the Rams three times last year, so we had to get that monkey off our backs... and we did. We lost to the cowboys in a 4th quarter collapse, and we had to get that moneky off our backs, too... and we did. Now if we could just win a game on the east coast! Maybe we'll get that monkey off our backs in Philly... Philly's Secondary has looked really questionable- I think Hasselback could have a big day against them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fuji869 Posted October 25, 2005 Share Posted October 25, 2005 I live south of you in Puyallup and I wish I could have been there to root against the Boys but I did not want to give up watching a Redskin Game. I have to admit if you saw me after the game when the Hawks won it you would have thought it was the Redskins that beat the Cowboys! I hate the Cowboys, I hate em, I hate em, I hate em!!!!! :cuss: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
number twenty-eight Posted October 25, 2005 Share Posted October 25, 2005 This man gets it. Great post. Dallas gagging is worth the price of admission. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stophovr6 Posted October 25, 2005 Author Share Posted October 25, 2005 This man gets it. Great post. Dallas gagging is worth the price of admission. I would hope I get IT. I grew up in DC but my fathers side of the family is from Texas. They root for the Cowboys. My dad stopped rooting for the boys, but my cousins and uncle still root for them. I bleed burgundy and gold, family be damned. :point2sky Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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