• Blog Entries

    • By TK in ES Coverage
         0
      The Bill Callahan era began here at the Hard Rock Stadium in Miami. For the first quarter it was really,really bad football being played by both teams. 
      The Redskins were determined to establish the Run game. The First Quarter all they established was that they still couldn’t run. Or pass. Or do much of anything. 
       
      It wasn’t until the 2nd Quarter that Peterson was able to start ripping the worst Run D in the League for chunks of 18 & 24 yards. The Skins managed to score a TD with a 25 yard pass to Scary Terry McLaurin. 
       
      The Dolphins would open the Second Half only managing five plays before the Redskins would get the ball punted back to them. They would run a balanced run/pass attack of six plays for 70 yards in 1:25 ending in McLaurin’s second touchdown of the day. The Defense would then get a turnover allowing the Offense to get to Field Goal range and add another 3 points to make the score 17-3. 
       
      To open the Fourth Quarter, Hopkins would miss a 55 yard Field Goal, leaving the score at 17-3.  After being sacked five times, the Dolphins would pull their own switcharoo at QB and go to Ryan “Neckbeard” Fitzpatrick which resulted in a touchdown drive for them, making it 17-10. They went for & recovered the Onside Kick. They also managed to not score any points after that. The Dolphins would find theirselves with ball at the 2:00 Warning. Fitzpatrick would take them on a 9 play 75 yard touchdown drive with six seconds remaining on the clock. Miami went for the win with the 2 Point Conversion and failed. The Redskins would recover the onside kick by Miami and Keenum took a knee to get the Redskins their first win of the season. 
E-Dog Night

Fun With Eli's Drunk Pic

Recommended Posts

']Will this thread ever go away? He is going to have grandchildren and you guys will still be coming up with stuff. :doh:

Never!!! :D

(cue campy and sinister Dr. Evil type laugh)

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

537024682_elis.gif

YES! Eli Manning in 'Breakin'!!!

Oh and this is simply the greatest thread in the history of threads.

:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :drool: LMAO!! I think I missed this one...

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

IT'S GIANTS WEEK!!!

The Devil made me do it.

If you are new to the site, and have never seen this thread, goto page one.

Let the games begin!

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

God, what a great thread.

I so look forward to this twice a season. Pure comedy gold.

One of the ones that creeps me out the worst is the black and white of the fat raver chick that looks like she's throwing a punch and kick at the same time. Too funny.

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
']Will this thread ever go away? He is going to have grandchildren and you guys will still be coming up with stuff. :doh:

Thanks for the bellylaugh!!!! :laugh:

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

After going through the whole thread, I have concluded that this thread should run on for the rest of Eli's career. And if Eli has an Archie Manning II, thy thread shall run on for another generation.

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

Create an account or sign in to comment

You need to be a member in order to leave a comment

Create an account

Sign up for a new account in our community. It's easy!

Register a new account

Sign in

Already have an account? Sign in here.

Sign In Now

  • Recently Browsing   0 members

    No registered users viewing this page.