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Len Pastabelly rushed to the hospital (Joke)


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Man I thought this was classic. Someone posted it on the ESPN forum. Enjoy :laugh: :laugh:

"As Santana Moss crossed the goal line for the second time tonight in Irving, Len Pastabelly choked on his ham sandwich interrupting his reach-around with Peter King and smacked face down on the vibrating bed.

EMTs were able to perform the heimlich with a backhoe and rescuscitate the scribe. As he was being wheeled to the waiting double-wide to transport him to the hospital he was heard to be murmuring "It can't be. It can't be."

In the meantime, Peter King finished his business to a poster of the triplets."

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