Skins fan out West Posted September 19, 2005 Share Posted September 19, 2005 It’s my fault… Well –Really my wifes. I’m sorry. See – On Oct 13th 1997, I went to a Monday night football. Skins vs cowboys. Skins won and went to 4-1. That weekend, I went on a first date with the women who would become my wife. That’s right. The streak started after I started dating my wife. What else could it be? We had different coaches, different players, different game planes, etc…. We lost after being up 35-14 in the 4th. We’ve given up 2 touchdowns in the final 2 min. We gave up a TD with 37 seconds remaining; we’ve even fumbled a ball after trying to run out the clock. Then there was thanksgiving 2002. I has started suspecting something at the point. So I told everyone that week that my wife and I were splitting up. I tried not to talk to her the day of the game. I was rude, started fights, and never apologized. Skins took a 20-10 3rd qtr lead. I was so excited I ran up, grabbed her, and planted her a huge kiss. We know what happened after that. Of course – This was always just a theory…. That was until dec of 2002 when it became a fact. See on that week, my wife and I weren’t doing well. We hit some tough times. Her mom came down to stay with us and for a few nights, including Saturday the 28th of December, I slept on the couch. The next day the Skins won. We then made up See... it’s my fault. Even worse news today – my wife and I and doing fine this week…. I’m sorry. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whitejimmy Posted September 19, 2005 Share Posted September 19, 2005 You ****! Post your address. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bacon Posted September 19, 2005 Share Posted September 19, 2005 Ban him now! :mad: :jk: Welcome to Extreme Skins! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chow184 Posted September 19, 2005 Share Posted September 19, 2005 Divorce Her Now Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tr1 Posted September 19, 2005 Share Posted September 19, 2005 Time to say good-bye to your wife...come on, you can always get another wife... j/k :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FranklinNoble Posted September 19, 2005 Share Posted September 19, 2005 It's worse for me. I grew up in Maryland. I left in the spring of 1992 after the Redskins last won the Super Bowl. So, it's my fault. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MLiverpool Posted September 19, 2005 Share Posted September 19, 2005 Start something when you get home, just before kickoff.. you can make up after the game.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skinbasher Posted September 19, 2005 Share Posted September 19, 2005 I think its just the simple fact that the Dallas Cowboys OWN, flat out OWN the Washington Redskins... especially at FedTEX Field... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
freakinandpeakin Posted September 19, 2005 Share Posted September 19, 2005 Start something when you get home, just before kickoff.. you can make up after the game.. Make-up and Skins win sex...you'd be a double winner. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skins fan out West Posted September 19, 2005 Author Share Posted September 19, 2005 I was thinking of telling my wife that I was watching the game with my girlfriend and not to wait up.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
craig19406 Posted September 19, 2005 Share Posted September 19, 2005 It’s my fault…Well –Really my wifes. I’m sorry. See – On Oct 13th 1997, I went to a Monday night football. Skins vs cowboys. Skins won and went to 4-1. That weekend, I went on a first date with the women who would become my wife. That’s right. The streak started after I started dating my wife. What else could it be? We had different coaches, different players, different game planes, etc…. We lost after being up 35-14 in the 4th. We’ve given up 2 touchdowns in the final 2 min. We gave up a TD with 37 seconds remaining; we’ve even fumbled a ball after trying to run out the clock. Then there was thanksgiving 2002. I has started suspecting something at the point. So I told everyone that week that my wife and I were splitting up. I tried not to talk to her the day of the game. I was rude, started fights, and never apologized. Skins took a 20-10 3rd qtr lead. I was so excited I ran up, grabbed her, and planted her a huge kiss. We know what happened after that. Of course – This was always just a theory…. That was until dec of 2002 when it became a fact. See on that week, my wife and I weren’t doing well. We hit some tough times. Her mom came down to stay with us and for a few nights, including Saturday the 28th of December, I slept on the couch. The next day the Skins won. We then made up See... it’s my fault. Even worse news today – my wife and I and doing fine this week…. I’m sorry. I think I saw a picture of her and Drew Bledsoe together if that helps. Don't let her two-time you. Take action...HURRY! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeanCollins Posted September 19, 2005 Share Posted September 19, 2005 Fall on your sword man, quick we don't have much time. Ok so it's a plastic sword- Hurry! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pete Posted September 19, 2005 Share Posted September 19, 2005 He's a witch.............. burn him how do you know he's a witch? He turned me into a newt he did. A newt....you don't look like a newt..... Well I got better.............. Burn him.................. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skinsfan12 Posted September 19, 2005 Share Posted September 19, 2005 I think its just the simple fact that the Dallas Cowboys OWN, flat out OWN the Washington Redskins... especially at FedTEX Field... Did someone hear something? Sounded a little trollish and smelled of cowdung... I deny any and all fault for the Skins losing. . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skinbasher Posted September 19, 2005 Share Posted September 19, 2005 Did someone hear something? Sounded a little trollish and smelled of cowdung...I deny any and all fault for the Skins losing. . You WANT DALLAS???... and then what? LMAO Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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