pR0JEkT 21 Posted October 6, 2005 Author Share Posted October 6, 2005 Q: What's Jerry Jones biggest concern? A: Does Bail Money count against the Salary Cap? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boss_Hogg Posted October 6, 2005 Share Posted October 6, 2005 "We can't go to Dallas, that city is full of Drug Dealers and criminals...and half of them play for the Cowboys." - Hank Hill. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
28rdsknsfn28 Posted October 7, 2005 Share Posted October 7, 2005 What do you call a smart football player in Dallas? The opponent. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chrisbcbu Posted October 7, 2005 Share Posted October 7, 2005 Every Sunday morning before the game, a Redskins fan sees the same Cowboys fan walking along the side of the road on the way to church. Every week, the 'Skins fan swerves his truck towards the side, coming close enough to scare the poor Cowboys fan, but never too close. One day, the 'Skins fan sees the Priest walking along. He pulls over. "Father, what happened?" "My car broke down!" So the Skins fan takes the priest into his truck and drives towards church. Sure enough, he sees the same ol' Cowboys fan walking and thinks "Oh no, I can't swerve like that with a priest in here!" So he decides to make it look accidental, he sneezes and swerves towards the Cowboys fan like always. He closes his eyes during the sneeze for a split second and hears a loud THUD. He looks up and says, "Oh no! What just happened!" The Priest says, "Don't worry, you missed him. But I got him with the door!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EersSkins05 Posted October 7, 2005 Share Posted October 7, 2005 Q: What do Cowboys fans use for contraceptives? A: Their personalities. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pR0JEkT 21 Posted October 8, 2005 Author Share Posted October 8, 2005 New added poll to the Dallas Cowboy jokes thread please vote! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dinzelwashington Posted October 8, 2005 Share Posted October 8, 2005 is this world coming to and end. what i mean by world, is my career. am i in another galaxy? wow, i see stars in my head and helmets everywhere as i awoken... wait. who brought me to this drug deal, another dallas huddle... a great linebacker who wears number 56 says,, i did BEETCH!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cowboylifer Posted October 8, 2005 Share Posted October 8, 2005 why is a redskin team like a tampon? only good for one period. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cowboylifer Posted October 8, 2005 Share Posted October 8, 2005 how do you keep redskins players out of your yard? put an end zone between your houses. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cowboylifer Posted October 8, 2005 Share Posted October 8, 2005 why does dan snyder have such a big nose? air is free. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sheets Posted October 9, 2005 Share Posted October 9, 2005 Did you hear about George Bush buying the cowboys? He heard that they had 2 good tight ends and the rest of them sucked!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pR0JEkT 21 Posted October 18, 2005 Author Share Posted October 18, 2005 Q.What do you call 40 millionaires watching the Super Bowl? A: The Dallas Cowboys. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flashback Posted October 18, 2005 Share Posted October 18, 2005 Two guys from Dallas die and wake up in hell. The devil stops by to check on them and sees them dressed in coats, gloves and earmuffs, warming themselves around the fire. The devil asked them, "What are you two doing? Isn't it hot enough for you?!" The guys reply, "Well, you do realize that we're from Dallas, Texas. After our summers there, this is like a cold wave!" The devil decides that these two guys aren't miserable enough, so he cranks up the heat! The next day, the devil stops by again and there are the two guys again dressed in their coats, gloves and earmuffs. The devil asked them, "It's awfully hot down here! Can't you guys feel that?!" Again the guys answered, "Well, like we told you yesterday, we are from Dallas, Texas. We have suffered through the dog days of a Texas summer. This is like winter down here!" The devil gets really steamed and he decides to crank up the heat as high as it will go. People are wailing and screaming all over hell. However, when he stops by to check on the two men, he finds them in light jackets, grilling steaks and drinking beer! The devil couldn't believe his eyes. "Everyone down here is in absolute misery! You two seem to be enjoying yourselves!" The two men reply, "Well, as you know, we are from Dallas, Texas. This weather is like a fall morning during football season! So we thought we would have a little tailgate party!" The devil is so mad that he can't see straight! He decides that if the heat doesn't bother these two guys, he will go in the opposite direction. He decides to shut all the heat off in hell! The next day, the temperature is below zero. Icicles are hanging everywhere. People are shivering so bad, they are unable to wail, moan or gnash their teeth! The devil smiled as he went to check on the two Texans. He finds them back in their coats, gloves and earmuffs. They were jumping up and down and cheering! The devil was dumbfounded. "I don't get it! When I turned the heat up, you were happy! Now it's freezing cold, and you are celebrating! What's wrong with you two?" The Texans looked at the devil in surprise. "Well, don't you know? If hell froze over, that must mean that the Cowboys must've got back to the Super Bowl!"There are more scroll down! You do realize the Cowboys have been to the Super Bowl 8 times, more than any other franchise? This is the problem with these "insert football team name here" jokes. Not every joke is applicable to every team. I do like the "redneck **** kills family pet" joke, if you get a chance to put that one in... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pR0JEkT 21 Posted October 18, 2005 Author Share Posted October 18, 2005 You do realize the Cowboys have been to the Super Bowl 8 times, more than any other franchise?This is the problem with these "insert football team name here" jokes. Not every joke is applicable to every team. I do like the "redneck **** kills family pet" joke, if you get a chance to put that one in... I know its true about Dallas and the superbowls, but it had to be up come on you cant blame me Im a skins fan. I dont want to get the credit for all these jokes cause I didnt write them, I just found them and I wanted to share them with everybody. Anyways, the joke you like is up on the first page by Rocky21 post #12! Enjoy..all the jokes! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flashback Posted October 18, 2005 Share Posted October 18, 2005 The boy replies “I am not a Redskins fan.” Perplexed, the reporter asks “what kind of fan are you?” The boy replies “ A Cowboy fan!” The reporter decides on another headline: "Ignorant Redneck Ba$tard Kills Family Pet.” First of all, this joke starts with 2 kids tossing a football around in the park. That's how you know the kid is a football fan. It's actually better if the attack happens in the Bay Area, NY, or anywhere there are 2 teams (49ers/Raiders, Jets/Giants) for the reporter to compose headlines for. The reporter says: "Heroic 9ers Fan Saves Friend From Vicious Animal Attack!" The kid says, "But I'm not a 49er fan." Reporter: "Brave Raider Fan Repels Deadly Dog Bite!" You get the idea... Kid: "But I'm not a Raider fan." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skinman574 Posted November 26, 2005 Share Posted November 26, 2005 why is a redskin team like a tampon? only good for one period. hey retard go back to dallas How do u know when hell froze over? When Cowboy fans got an IQ over 15 and the Cowboys actually win a super bowl :dallasuck :dallasuck :dallasuck :dallasuck :troll: that lives in Dalls Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
santanamoss89 Posted November 27, 2005 Share Posted November 27, 2005 haha all funny Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
THEHEREAFTER Posted November 27, 2005 Share Posted November 27, 2005 Hey I got one.... How many times have the Redskins made the playoffs in the last 13 years? :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigDFan5 Posted November 27, 2005 Share Posted November 27, 2005 hey retard go back to dallasHow do u know when hell froze over? When Cowboy fans got an IQ over 15 and the Cowboys actually win a super bowl :dallasuck :dallasuck :dallasuck :dallasuck :troll: that lives in Dalls Actually win a superbowl? We have won 5 thats not enough to qualify? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SkinFromNepal Posted December 1, 2005 Share Posted December 1, 2005 Better to laugh on others' expense then cry for our SKINS Short Cowboy jokes Q: What do you call a drug ring in Dallas? A: A huddle. Q: Four Dallas Cowboys in a car, who's driving? A: The police. Q: Why can't Michael Irvin get into a huddle on the field anymore? A: It is a parole violation for him to associate with known felons. The Dallas newspapers reported yesterday that Texas Stadium is going to take out the artificial turf because the cowboys play better on "grass." The Dallas Cowboys adopted a new "Honor System", Yes your Honor, No your Honor. The Cowboys had a 12 and 5 season this year, 12 arrests, 5 convictions. The Cowboys knew they had to do something for their defense, so they hired a new defensive coordinator: Johnny Cochran Q: How do the Dallas Cowboys spend their first week at spring training? A: Studying their Miranda Rights. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
santanamoss89 Posted December 1, 2005 Share Posted December 1, 2005 hahah nice ones Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DCNightHawk Posted December 1, 2005 Share Posted December 1, 2005 hahahahah, good jokes.. any more? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirtbag 28 Posted December 1, 2005 Share Posted December 1, 2005 Hey I got one.... How many times have the Redskins made the playoffs in the last 13 years? :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: I got an even better one, how many champianships have the Redskins won in all!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pR0JEkT 21 Posted December 2, 2005 Author Share Posted December 2, 2005 Did you hear about George Bush buying the cowboys? He heard that they had 2 good tight ends and the rest of them sucked!!!!! That is funny thanks for sharing Ive never heard that one before.. :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pR0JEkT 21 Posted December 2, 2005 Author Share Posted December 2, 2005 Hope this joke is ok, if not my bad just take it off..lol! Three cowboys fans were on their way home after watching their team lose another game. On the way, they came across a sheep with it's head stuck in a fence. one man said, "Man, I'm gonna get some of this." He began to screw the sheep. He asked if his friend wanted to get some, and he said yes, and he started screwing it. After he got done, he asked the other friend if he wanted some. The third friend said sure and stuck his head in the fence. :moon: There are more scroll down! :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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