Jumbo Posted September 14, 2005 Share Posted September 14, 2005 A little something to calm the tone, encourage agreement, and restore focus: Cowpie Fan Haiku BEAUTY Naked in repose Silvery silhouette girls Adorn my mudflaps REMORSE A painful sadness Can't fit Big Screen TV through Double-wide's front door OPTIONS Unemployment's out Hey, maybe I can git on Disability BLAZE Distant sirens scream Dumb-ass Vern's been mowing with Gasoline again A NEW MOON Flashlights pierce darkness No nightcrawlers to be found Guess we'll dig some frogs EXUBERANCE Joyous, playful, bright Trailer park girl rolls in puddle Of old motor oil ALONE Seeking solitude Carl's ex-wife Tammy files for Restraining order DESIRE Damn, in that tube-top You make me almost forget That you're my cousin HATRED I curse the rainbow Emblazoned upon his hood Damn Jeff Gordon DRAMA Set the VCR Dukes of Hazard Marathon Starts at 9 o'clock DEPRIVED In Wal-Mart toy aisle Wailing boy wants rasslin doll Mama whups his ass NO SIGNAL White noise, buzzing static Call Earl; the satellite dish Needs new descrambler IMPOUNDED Sixty five dollars And cyclone fence keeps me from My El Camino GATHERING In early morning mist Mama searches Circle K for Moon Pies and Red Man PRIDE Grinning, he displays The nine hundred beer cans that Fill his pick-up bed :dallasuck Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hercules Posted September 14, 2005 Share Posted September 14, 2005 That was some really funny stuff! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :dallasuck Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SnyderShrugged Posted September 14, 2005 Share Posted September 14, 2005 Cowboy Tuna is a fish How come their roof has a hole? monday night losers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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