Doggmatic Posted June 3, 2005 Share Posted June 3, 2005 Get the wedding photographer to sneak in and get a shot or two of it. Email it to their places of employment using a spoofed address. File for divorce. Hire hitman for best man, laundering the money through 4 channels first. Leave for Europe to find a hot russian female. Make babies. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dallsux Posted June 3, 2005 Share Posted June 3, 2005 Originally posted by chomerics You would know their charactor and choose not to be friends with them. I have had a few friends screw around with another buddies girlfriend, but I stopped being their friend. You can judge your friends charactor by watcing his actions and learning form them. I mean, would he turn sex down if he knew a girl was married (probably not) but . . . would he continue to see the girl and continue to sleep with her? If he does, then you should seperate yourself from him. That is just one example, but in my life, I have a group of friends with who I can trust anything to. I know for a fact that none of them would ever do something like that. If my girlfriend was loaded and started hitting on them, they would tell me about it, not try to nail her. That is just the type of person I choose to be friends with. I like to be around people who I know have my back, and they know I have theirs. As I said before, if that was me, I'd look at myself and see why I chose a friend and a wife who would do something like that. I'd be more pissed off at myself because it would show that I am a horrible judge of charactor. I could give two flying f**ks about the two caught in the act and never talk to them again, but it would be myself I was pissed at for chosing these people to be with. I see where you're coming from. I agree, except that sometimes things happen. Sometimes, people make the wrong choices & bad decisions & it doesn't always define ones character. I'm not trying to justify anyone's actions for doing something like that. I've already chimed in & said that I would be more pissed at the best man. That's because I agree with you. Your best friend should be someone that, in the unlikely event my wife should pass out drunk, he won't try to take advantage of her, but rather help get her comfortable. My circle of friends is very trustworthy in that respect & I would hope that they feel the same about me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zoony Posted June 3, 2005 Share Posted June 3, 2005 CSA... agree, except that sometimes things happen. Sometimes, people make the wrong choices & bad decisions & it doesn't always define ones character I can say for certain that I would never do that to a friend. Or anyone else for that matter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ironmic Posted June 3, 2005 Share Posted June 3, 2005 BRIDE no question. and trust me afterwards it would be "ALOT OF SLOW SINGIN' AND FLOWER BRINGIN' "......(Funeral for all the the the helmet wearing window lickers) <- mentally challenged for those who don't get that one either... you know how the kids on the short bus have on helmets and the often lick the window....it is not funny either so stop laughing: :doh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gamebreaker Posted June 3, 2005 Share Posted June 3, 2005 Angry? Nah, I would just get even. I guess I'm one of those vindictive people who will make someone's life a living hell if they ever crossed me. For something like that....oh man, I could do ALOT to the both of them to wish they never met me. But I'm really a nice guy.....really..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SkinsBry Posted June 3, 2005 Share Posted June 3, 2005 Originally posted by ironmic BRIDE no question. and trust me afterwards it would be "ALOT OF SLOW SINGIN' AND FLOWER BRINGIN' "......(Funeral for all the the the helmet wearing window lickers) <- mentally challenged for those who don't get that one either... you know how the kids on the short bus have on helmets and the often lick the window....it is not funny either so stop laughing: :doh: :laugh: Oh, just come out and say it. 'Tards. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NASMTrainer Posted June 3, 2005 Share Posted June 3, 2005 Both is not a sissy answer. There is no way I could have any type of relationship with either after that. Think about it, if you choose one or the other, everytime you look at them, your gonna either see your wife doing your best friend or your best friend doing your ex-wife. Not good either way. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Punani2 Posted June 3, 2005 Share Posted June 3, 2005 Originally posted by Ghost of Nibbs McPimpin Wipe them out. Both of them. Someone who'd do that on the WEDDING DAY to their 'husband'/'best friend' would probably drown puppies while masturbating, have orgasms while butchering a human being like Karla Faye Tucker, or key a vintage Shelby Cobra. There's no place for such a person in this world. :paranoid: I get the feeling there are some underlying issues in this thread. masturbating while drowning puppies? Freud would have a field day with this stuff Ghost... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doozinbrah Posted June 3, 2005 Share Posted June 3, 2005 I'd go after the best man. The bride(ex-bride) would never be spoken to again. Maybe find the bride's sister or best friend and have sex with her, maybe both. The best man I am almost certain would still be my best friend. Probably laugh about it 25 years down the road. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
halter91 Posted June 3, 2005 Share Posted June 3, 2005 haha, nice post. I would kill her. No, seriously, she would be dead. I already told her, if I ever catch her with another guy, they are both dead. I'd make his death be slow and painful, hell I'll make them both suffer, together. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rdsknbill Posted June 3, 2005 Share Posted June 3, 2005 Blunt force trama as I banged their heads together. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leonard Washington Posted June 3, 2005 Share Posted June 3, 2005 :confused: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
riggins44 Posted June 3, 2005 Share Posted June 3, 2005 Not even an issue here. When my wife and I got married it was a second for both of us. She had two kids from previous marriage and her son (age 7 at the time) was best man. Nothing there to worry about...besides laws against that! :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blondie Posted June 4, 2005 Share Posted June 4, 2005 Originally posted by a_good_brotha I would definitely be more upset with my bride. She's the one who took the vow to love, honor, and cherish me until death do us part. And I would definitely help her with the "death do us part" . The bride.......what a nasty piece...........literally. Blondie Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manichispanic Posted June 4, 2005 Share Posted June 4, 2005 I'm more angry at the best man. It was supposed to be bro's before ho's man.......bro's before ho's......... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chomerics Posted June 5, 2005 Share Posted June 5, 2005 Originally posted by CowboyzSuckAzz I see where you're coming from. I agree, except that sometimes things happen. Sometimes, people make the wrong choices & bad decisions & it doesn't always define ones character. I'm not trying to justify anyone's actions for doing something like that. I completely agree with you here. Everyone makes mistakes in life, it is just a part of being human. Where the problem lies is when the person makes the same mistakes over and over again without learning their lesson. I've already chimed in & said that I would be more pissed at the best man. That's because I agree with you. Your best friend should be someone that, in the unlikely event my wife should pass out drunk, he won't try to take advantage of her, but rather help get her comfortable. My circle of friends is very trustworthy in that respect & I would hope that they feel the same about me. Absolutely, and I agree 100%. BTW, it pisses me off that my spelling is atrocious. It is one of those things I need to work on, but charactor??? three times ??? :doh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
illone Posted June 5, 2005 Share Posted June 5, 2005 I'd be more pissed at the guy in this situation. My best man will be a very close friend of mine. Someone so close that he'd be considered my brother. None of my brothers would even think of doing that to any girl that I even said I had a crush on, none the less my bride. If the bride came on to him, my bro would tell me right away that she was scandelous and there would be no more wedding. If I did catch the bride and bestman in the bathroom getting it on I'd never talk to either of them again, but I'd definitely be more pissed at the bestman. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thiebear Posted June 5, 2005 Share Posted June 5, 2005 The Bride is at fault... She is allowing this to happen knowing she is then going to Lie to my face in 20 minutes.. The best man is just going to stand there with a S&^T eating grin... I'm guessing there were "plenty" of signs before this.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ax Posted June 5, 2005 Share Posted June 5, 2005 What would really be cold, would be if she'd been telling you since your first date that she wanted to wait until you two were married before she gave up the booty. So, if that were the case, then you should definately be more angry at her for sending you home with blue balls every night for the past ?? months. Otherwise, you should be more angry with him. Although it really wouldn't matter. They both would die. And that my friends is called Justifiable Homicide. In my book. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PCS Posted June 5, 2005 Share Posted June 5, 2005 Originally posted by Ax What would really be cold, would be if she'd been telling you since your first date that she wanted to wait until you two were married before she gave up the booty. So, if that were the case, then you should definately be more angry at her for sending you home with blue balls every night for the past ?? months. Otherwise, you should be more angry with him. Although it really wouldn't matter. They both would die. And that my friends is called Justifiable Homicide. In my book. Ouch! Man. I want to say both. Ax: :slap: He said one or the other. Well I know but it's kind of confusing thing. I mean this is a best man and the woman I'm trying.... Ax :doh: Just shaddup already and answer the damn question. Well I'm trying to. Geez. I mean he's a good friend, ( or in my case brother and they're both married and see that would lead.....to................more.............problems.............an......... :mad: Bride. Clearly. I mean c'mon. This is love and all that stuff we're talking about. Honor, cherish, engagement rings, ( cripes. Just the work it would take me to ask considering how much I hate rejection), all that stuff. About time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Walking Deadman Posted June 5, 2005 Share Posted June 5, 2005 Bride, but I'd be thankful that it got caught before I married her. And the Bestman would then have the hell beat out of him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ax Posted June 5, 2005 Share Posted June 5, 2005 Originally posted by goskins Bride, but I'd be thankful that it got caught before I married her. And the Bestman would then have the hell beat out of him. I thought the original question stated that you catch them at the wedding reception. That's after you marry her, isn't it? Or did I misunderinterpretate? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mufumonk Posted June 6, 2005 Share Posted June 6, 2005 Bestman, seeing as how my bestman is my brother. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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