Dexter's Better Posted June 2, 2005 Share Posted June 2, 2005 Bride -- and to add insult to injury I would find some way to get even with the bestman. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SkinsBry Posted June 2, 2005 Share Posted June 2, 2005 Let me think about this one... Ok, thought about it. I blame the dirty, filthy wh@re. And I would hope that she catches some kind of disease. As for him, he wouldn't be able to sleep with any of my future girlfriends if he has no... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheDoyler23 Posted June 2, 2005 Share Posted June 2, 2005 Wow... I think that situation would end up like a Greek Tragety. I said the wife, but I also assume that there MUST be some mitigating factors. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
E-Dog Night Posted June 2, 2005 Share Posted June 2, 2005 This reminds me of a story I heard once. A man who was nearing his wedding date suspected that his wife was cheating on him. So he hired a private eye to look into it, and sure enough, she was. With, you guessed it, his best friend -- who was going to be his best man at the wedding. So he had the PI take photos of his bride-to-be in the throes of passion with his best buddy, and picked one out that made everything particularly crystal clear. Then he had hundreds of copies made of that photo, and taped a copy on the underside of every single chair that was being used at the wedding reception. That's right - he went through with the wedding as if nothing was wrong. Then afterwards, as he was making his speech to the hundreds of guests attending the reception, who were all seated having a post-wedding meal, he asked all the guests to reach underneath their chairs and remove the photo that was taped there. So all at once, all the guests -- family, friends, and of course the bride -- saw a picture of her with the best man, fully interlocked. Apparently, he immediately left the wedding and had it annulled the next day. As they say, revenge is a dish best served cold. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FranklinNoble Posted June 2, 2005 Share Posted June 2, 2005 Originally posted by E-Dog Night This reminds me of a story I heard once. A man who was nearing his wedding date suspected that his wife was cheating on him. So he hired a private eye to look into it, and sure enough, she was. With, you guessed it, his best friend -- who was going to be his best man at the wedding. So he had the PI take photos of his bride-to-be in the throes of passion with his best buddy, and picked one out that made everything particularly crystal clear. Then he had hundreds of copies made of that photo, and taped a copy on the underside of every single chair that were being used at the wedding reception. That's right - he went through with the wedding as if nothing was wrong. Then afterwards, as he was making his speech to the hundreds of guests attending the reception, who were all seated having a post-wedding meal, he asked all the guests to reach underneath their chairs and remove the photo that was taped there. So all at once, all the guests -- family, friends, and of course the bride -- saw a picture of her with the best man, fully interlocked. Apparently, he immediately left the wedding and had it annulled the next day. As they say, revenge is a dish best served cold. That would be especially good if her father had paid for the whole thing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Riggo-toni Posted June 2, 2005 Share Posted June 2, 2005 I'd have to say the best man. The bride I could simply toss aside, grateful that I got out before it was too late, and mad at myself for being so stupid. (And although I abhor violence against women, this might be the one and only time when it's possible I might just slap her to make myself feel better.) When I think of the 2 or 3 friends I'd consider for my best man, they are people I'd trust with my life, and that sort of betrayal would be unpardonable. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
B&GPride44 Posted June 2, 2005 Share Posted June 2, 2005 dks1240 What school did you go to in Calvert? I'm a fellow SMAC alum. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dallsux Posted June 2, 2005 Share Posted June 2, 2005 The best man! If it were some strange guy, then I would say the bride. But this is a guy that should be your best friend. I would be more hurt with her than angry. The anger wouldn't come until later, but my first inclination would be to get angry with him, hurt with her. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ntotoro Posted June 2, 2005 Share Posted June 2, 2005 The Bride. She's the one I'm marrying. You expect a man to be a dog, but not the woman who is supposed to be the Mother of your children. Nick Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dallsux Posted June 2, 2005 Share Posted June 2, 2005 Originally posted by E-Dog Night This reminds me of a story I heard once. A man who was nearing his wedding date suspected that his wife was cheating on him. So he hired a private eye to look into it, and sure enough, she was. With, you guessed it, his best friend -- who was going to be his best man at the wedding. So he had the PI take photos of his bride-to-be in the throes of passion with his best buddy, and picked one out that made everything particularly crystal clear. Then he had hundreds of copies made of that photo, and taped a copy on the underside of every single chair that were being used at the wedding reception. That's right - he went through with the wedding as if nothing was wrong. Then afterwards, as he was making his speech to the hundreds of guests attending the reception, who were all seated having a post-wedding meal, he asked all the guests to reach underneath their chairs and remove the photo that was taped there. So all at once, all the guests -- family, friends, and of course the bride -- saw a picture of her with the best man, fully interlocked. Apparently, he immediately left the wedding and had it annulled the next day. As they say, revenge is a dish best served cold. I have a friend (who will remain nameless, for privcay reasons) whose brother had a vascectomy(sp) done in secret because he suspected his wife of cheating on him. One day, she shows up pregnant. So, said brother waits 4 months without saying a word to her. He waits till she is out of the first trimester before sleeping with her one last time & then afterwards, handing her divorce papers & the surgery papers showing her that there was no way the kid was his. Then he left. While she was still in bed. A woman cheating on a man can be just as damaging as a man cheating on a woman. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skins0128 Posted June 2, 2005 Share Posted June 2, 2005 Beat the life out of the best man... Rid myself of the godforsaken 'ho I once considered my life partner. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ntotoro Posted June 2, 2005 Share Posted June 2, 2005 Originally posted by CowboyzSuckAzz I have a friend (who will remain nameless, for privcay reasons) whose brother had a vascectomy(sp) done in secret because he suspected his wife of cheating on him. That's an awfully long way to go to catch a cheating spouse... :laugh: Regardless, he is still be capable of procreating because he'll still have some remaining swimmers after the procedure. It takes a little while to flush them all out of your plumbing. The vasectomy itself isn't instant and you are still capable of procreation for a couple weeks afterward, or something like that. Nick Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dallsux Posted June 2, 2005 Share Posted June 2, 2005 Originally posted by RonJeremy Two dudes ( you and your friend) and your bride to be! :puke: Now if it was the maid of honor, the bride, and me that's a different story.. Unless the Maid of Honor is her mother. :puke: Or worse, YOUR mother. :puke: :puke: :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dallsux Posted June 2, 2005 Share Posted June 2, 2005 Originally posted by ntotoro That's an awfully long way to go to catch a cheating spouse... :laugh: Regardless, he is still be capable of procreating because he'll still have some remaining swimmers after the procedure. It takes a little while to flush them all out of your plumbing. The vasectomy itself isn't instant and you are still capable of procreation for a couple weeks afterward, or something like that. Nick My understanding was that this was a long process for him. This wasn't something where he had the surgery a week later, she came to him with it. I know that sometimes those operation don't take or it takes a little longer than they thought...in this case, it wasn't him, it wasn't possible it was him. Also, apparently, the operation served 2 purposes. The cheating thing & also not having to worry about getting anyone pregnant. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghost of Posted June 2, 2005 Share Posted June 2, 2005 Wipe them out. Both of them. Someone who'd do that on the WEDDING DAY to their 'husband'/'best friend' would probably drown puppies while masturbating, have orgasms while butchering a human being like Karla Faye Tucker, or key a vintage Shelby Cobra. There's no place for such a person in this world. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
E-Dog Night Posted June 2, 2005 Share Posted June 2, 2005 Originally posted by Ghost of Nibbs McPimpin Wipe them out. Both of them. Someone who'd do that on the WEDDING DAY to their 'husband'/'best friend' would probably drown puppies while masturbating, have orgasms while butchering a human being like Karla Faye Tucker, or key a vintage Shelby Cobra. There's no place for such a person in this world. Don't sugar coat it Nibbs, tell us how you really feel. BTW, drowning puppies while masturbating? :confused: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twa Posted June 2, 2005 Share Posted June 2, 2005 Keying a vintage Shelby? Are these people totally devoid of human feelings? Death is too good for them:D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LiveStrongSkins Posted June 2, 2005 Share Posted June 2, 2005 Originally posted by RyansRangers Bride because in 5 mins there will be no more best man My thoughts exactly. Im going after the best man first then humiliating the bride in front of all her friends and family since you cant result to violence against a woman :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Destino Posted June 3, 2005 Share Posted June 3, 2005 Originally posted by RyansRangers Bride because in 5 mins there will be no more best man :laugh: perfect! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chomerics Posted June 3, 2005 Share Posted June 3, 2005 Zoony got it right, If you can't chose a wife who won't screw your best friend, and a best friend who won't screw your wife, then you have some serious problems in choosing who your friends are. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SouthernStar Posted June 3, 2005 Share Posted June 3, 2005 Sounds like ANNULMENT to me.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dallsux Posted June 3, 2005 Share Posted June 3, 2005 Originally posted by chomerics Zoony got it right, If you can't chose a wife who won't screw your best friend, and a best friend who won't screw your wife, then you have some serious problems in choosing who your friends are. Well, the problem is, how do you know that they are capable of that before they do it? I mean, hindsight is almost always 20/20 & you would probably see it after it happened & see how it could happen, but most of the time, you aren't looking for those qualities in a friend. A wife, yes, but a friend is gonna bang whoever. And most of the time, we would be encouraging. How would you know before something like that happened? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
a_good_brotha Posted June 3, 2005 Share Posted June 3, 2005 I would definitely be more upset with my bride. She's the one who took the vow to love, honor, and cherish me until death do us part. She has the option of saying no. Besides, I believe that once a person gets married, their spouse is the number one person in their life. Their betrayal would hurt me more than my best man. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
a_good_brotha Posted June 3, 2005 Share Posted June 3, 2005 Originally posted by E-Dog Night This reminds me of a story I heard once. A man who was nearing his wedding date suspected that his wife was cheating on him. So he hired a private eye to look into it, and sure enough, she was. With, you guessed it, his best friend -- who was going to be his best man at the wedding. So he had the PI take photos of his bride-to-be in the throes of passion with his best buddy, and picked one out that made everything particularly crystal clear. Then he had hundreds of copies made of that photo, and taped a copy on the underside of every single chair that was being used at the wedding reception. That's right - he went through with the wedding as if nothing was wrong. Then afterwards, as he was making his speech to the hundreds of guests attending the reception, who were all seated having a post-wedding meal, he asked all the guests to reach underneath their chairs and remove the photo that was taped there. So all at once, all the guests -- family, friends, and of course the bride -- saw a picture of her with the best man, fully interlocked. Apparently, he immediately left the wedding and had it annulled the next day. As they say, revenge is a dish best served cold. I heard that same story too. I received it in an e-mail a few years ago. I also heard that the bride's family were the ones that paid for the wedding expenses. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chomerics Posted June 3, 2005 Share Posted June 3, 2005 Originally posted by CowboyzSuckAzz Well, the problem is, how do you know that they are capable of that before they do it? I mean, hindsight is almost always 20/20 & you would probably see it after it happened & see how it could happen, but most of the time, you aren't looking for those qualities in a friend. A wife, yes, but a friend is gonna bang whoever. And most of the time, we would be encouraging. How would you know before something like that happened? You would know their charactor and choose not to be friends with them. I have had a few friends screw around with another buddies girlfriend, but I stopped being their friend. You can judge your friends charactor by watcing his actions and learning form them. I mean, would he turn sex down if he knew a girl was married (probably not) but . . . would he continue to see the girl and continue to sleep with her? If he does, then you should seperate yourself from him. That is just one example, but in my life, I have a group of friends with who I can trust anything to. I know for a fact that none of them would ever do something like that. If my girlfriend was loaded and started hitting on them, they would tell me about it, not try to nail her. That is just the type of person I choose to be friends with. I like to be around people who I know have my back, and they know I have theirs. As I said before, if that was me, I'd look at myself and see why I chose a friend and a wife who would do something like that. I'd be more pissed off at myself because it would show that I am a horrible judge of charactor. I could give two flying f**ks about the two caught in the act and never talk to them again, but it would be myself I was pissed at for chosing these people to be with. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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