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Not allowed to add “In accordance with the prophesy” to the end of answers I give to a question an officer asks me.

Not sure why, but this cracks me up. I can just imagine the look on the face of my old CO if I had said that.

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My personal favorite

35. Not allowed to sing “High Speed Dirt” by Megadeth during airborne operations. (“See the earth below/Soon to make a crater/Blue sky, black death, I'm off to meet my maker”

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Man, I was literally laughing my a$$ off out loud. . . This is the funniest thing I've read in ages :rotflmao:

29. The Irish MPs are not after “Me frosted lucky charms”.

58. The following words and phrases may not be used in a cadence- Budding sexuality, necrophilia, I hate everyone in this formation and wish they were dead, sexual lubrication, black earth mother, all Marines are latent homosexuals, Tantric yoga, Gotterdammerung, Korean hooker, Eskimo Nell, we've all got jackboots now, slut puppy, or any references to squid.

77. The MP checkpoint is not an Imperial Stormtrooper roadblock, so I should not tell them "You don't need to see my identification, these are not the droids you are looking for." (For Code :laugh: )

136. Shouting “Let’s do the village! Let’s do the whole ****ing village!” while out on a mission is bad.

145. I should not drink three quarts of blue food coloring before a urine test.

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146. Nor should I drink three quarts of red food coloring, and scream during the same.

167. Not allowed to operate a business out of the barracks.

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168. Especially not a pornographic movie studio.

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169. Not even if they *are* “especially patriotic films”

198. Not allowed to lead a “Coup” during training missions.

Tooooooo Funny. .. . Great Find Iheart :cheers:

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