iheartskins Posted May 27, 2005 Share Posted May 27, 2005 Given how many Veterans as well as active and reserve members we have at Extreme, I thought the membership would appreciate this List. Enjoy. http://www.skippyslist.com/skippylist.html Note: I haven't finished reading the whole list, but it might be R rated. Just FYI. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flyingtiger1013 Posted May 27, 2005 Share Posted May 27, 2005 Some of those are funny as hell!!! "154. Shouldn't treat “piss-bottles” with extra-strength icy hot." :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
herrmag Posted May 27, 2005 Share Posted May 27, 2005 Not allowed to add “In accordance with the prophesy” to the end of answers I give to a question an officer asks me. Not sure why, but this cracks me up. I can just imagine the look on the face of my old CO if I had said that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twa Posted May 28, 2005 Share Posted May 28, 2005 My personal favorite 35. Not allowed to sing “High Speed Dirt” by Megadeth during airborne operations. (“See the earth below/Soon to make a crater/Blue sky, black death, I'm off to meet my maker” Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chomerics Posted May 29, 2005 Share Posted May 29, 2005 Man, I was literally laughing my a$$ off out loud. . . This is the funniest thing I've read in ages :rotflmao: 29. The Irish MPs are not after “Me frosted lucky charms”. 58. The following words and phrases may not be used in a cadence- Budding sexuality, necrophilia, I hate everyone in this formation and wish they were dead, sexual lubrication, black earth mother, all Marines are latent homosexuals, Tantric yoga, Gotterdammerung, Korean hooker, Eskimo Nell, we've all got jackboots now, slut puppy, or any references to squid. 77. The MP checkpoint is not an Imperial Stormtrooper roadblock, so I should not tell them "You don't need to see my identification, these are not the droids you are looking for." (For Code :laugh: ) 136. Shouting “Let’s do the village! Let’s do the whole ****ing village!” while out on a mission is bad. 145. I should not drink three quarts of blue food coloring before a urine test. . . . . . 146. Nor should I drink three quarts of red food coloring, and scream during the same. 167. Not allowed to operate a business out of the barracks. . . . . . 168. Especially not a pornographic movie studio. . . . . . 169. Not even if they *are* “especially patriotic films” 198. Not allowed to lead a “Coup” during training missions. Tooooooo Funny. .. . Great Find Iheart Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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