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Mr. Sinister

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Status Updates posted by Mr. Sinister

  1. Damn Breaking Bad teaser in the Tailgate got my hopes up, then simultaneously set them on fire. Y'all can't just play around with my feelings like that. I love hard. Very hard.

  2. I am officially 26 years old. Dammit I'm getting old :(....... *Grabs rocking chair*

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    3. skins214428hail

      skins214428hail

      26 Congrats! Hope you have many more Birthdays.

  3. Man, Frankie Knuckles died today. RIP Godfather. One of the pioneers of house music, particularly the soulful Chicago style house

  4. At this point, I'd be perfectly fine with going the rest of my life without seeing another inch of snow.

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    2. Ghost of

      Ghost of

      I sort of wish someone would accidentally deliver Snow's "12 Inches of Snow" to your door. "Infoorrrmaaa!"

    3. HapHaszard

      HapHaszard

      I saw snow on TV once I didn't like it

    4. Mr. Sinister

      Mr. Sinister

      That's messed up, Hap

  5. Woosah, everybody... Woosah

    1. skins214428hail

      skins214428hail

      I feel pretty. Oh so pretty. I feel pretty and witty and gay. I mean manly.

  6. Oh great, Pompeii.. yet another tale that is going to get CGI'd in the ass. I have another idea, Hollywood. How about you do a story on Theseus and Crete, with the Minotaur shooting laserbeams out of its eyes and carrying two miniguns.

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    2. Mr. Sinister

      Mr. Sinister

      Throw in Nicolas Cage, some side boob (if the talentless but beautiful actress declines, they can just throw in some cgi side boob instead), and an army of cgi mutants, we may have something big. And of course, like everything else, you can see it in 3D/imax.

    3. Mr. Sinister

      Mr. Sinister

      "Lasertaur" will be the cheesy direct to dvd movie after people that actually bother to watch the first two, get tired of it.

      The minotaur finds a mystic portal to the present day, where at some point, a malfunction in the [insert nerd language] dimension causes it to get to get trapped in an emo kids video game

    4. Glenn X

      Glenn X

      If "Lasertaur" features a catfight scene between Debbie Gibson and Tiffany, I'm so there.

  7. I woke last night to the sound of thunder...

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    2. Gibbs Hog Heaven

      Gibbs Hog Heaven

      Did you sing the 'Thunder Buddy's' song to make it go away?

      I'll sing it with you, just because that's what buddy's do for each other .....

      'When you hear the sound of thunder,

      don't you get too scared. Just grab your thunder buddy, and say these magic words:

      F you, Thunder. You can suck my ****.. You cant get me, Thunder, because you're just Gods farts.'

      The bad thunder gone away now Mr. S?

    3. Mr. Sinister

      Mr. Sinister

      It was actually a line from a Bob Seger song (Night Moves). I figured someone else would get it, and help me in an effort to piss off Predicto.

    4. skinsmarydu

      skinsmarydu

      I had the second line...:(

  8. That Wendy's pitchgirl is growing on me. I used to think she was too skinny and had Gollum legs. After seeing her in these latest commercials though, looks like she's perked up a bit. I'd definitely give her a bite of my chicken asiago...

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    2. Commander PK

      Commander PK

      I agree...she is definitely good looking. :)

    3. MusicCitySkin

      MusicCitySkin

      She's a babe, but I'm biased 'cause I love them redheads. A hehe, yes I do, yes I do.

    4. Mr. Sinister

      Mr. Sinister

      Shiv you saw her? Need some intel, bro. I like that one commercial where she has the sexy but classy thing going on with the red dress

  9. The 2014 offeason will be III's Rocky moment. Screw everyone else. Focus on your game, hop a flight to The Middle Of Nowhere, and work your ass off. Cast some iron, and forge a monster even more frightening than the one that was unleashed in 2012. Don't stop believin'

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    2. BraunMan92

      BraunMan92

      Snyder allowing him to get married was a big mistake. Should have waited.

    3. BraunMan92

      BraunMan92

      Dude needs NO distractions whatsoever.

    4. Mr. Sinister

      Mr. Sinister

      Her chest is definitely a considerable distraction... I don't know about a "Burning Heart," but something up top is definitely about to burst...

  10. Man y'all are depressing the hell out of me with these status updates... *Goes to find rusty razor*

    1. DCranon21

      DCranon21

      Yeah, it's actually depressing me.

    2. rabidskin

      rabidskin

      This D has depressed me for 4 years.

    3. mike42

      mike42

      Agreed rabidskin. Been a fan for 20 years and this is the worst coached defense I've ever seen. I've seen defenses with less talent look better than this one.

      It makes no sense how Haslett's been here for four seasons.

  11. I got my mind on my money and my money on my mind.

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