Spaceman Spiff

Just now, Califan007 The Constipated said:

 

 

Apparently so.

Wonder if he'll still be able to say WITCH HUNT 

Just now, Califan007 The Constipated said:

 

He's still alive--he could still vote lol...

Aw, did he make it?  

Unless you're trying to make the cover of a Rage Against the Machine album, lighting yourself on fire isn't a good idea.  

If it's a MAGA that did it, well, I'm not surprised.  And I also don't feel too bad about one less voter for Trump who decided to take himself out of the gene pool.

23 minutes ago, Fan since a Fetus said:

I thought that was Eddie Vedder at first. All you white people look the same to me. Anyways, I realized his song started “MAH GERRD ERR.” Easy mistake to make me thinks. 

 

Telling TTB that you confused one of his heroes with Eddie Vedder is a personal affront to him.

It's important to note that when I say I'm tired of Taylor Swift, I'm actually not tired of her.  I actually think she's pretty great.  I streamed the concert with my wife on Disney+, I enjoyed it.  And when we go on a roadtrip and I give Mrs. Spiff control of what she wants to listen to, the Lover album is usually one of her picks.

So while she's never someone I would listen to on my own, I get why she's so popular and I get why she's so famous.  She's extremely talented.

But goddamn, I've received about 15 different popups on my laptop this morning that are "news" related, the one that just came in is notifying me that she's rekindled her rivalry with Kim Kardashian.  The one that came in 10 minutes ago notified me that her new album, released at 2 am this morning, has already shattered some streaming records.  The one that came in before that notified me that, HOLY ****, ITS ACTUALLY A DOUBLE ALBUM.

So, I'm not tired of her, or her music.  I'm just tired of the coverage.  

Can't give any ****s about this.  

We're living in a simulation when a MAGA think-tank leader has the last name Vought.  You can't make that up.

1 hour ago, TradeTheBeal! said:

Didn’t we already cover that MAGA Beer thing about a year ago?  
 

Or is there more than one of em?

I don't know, TTB.  I wasn't about to go back looking through a years worth of posts just to cater to you.

Pretty savage review: 

I dunno if this has been posted here or not, but look at this mother****er:

I mean, everyone's been trying to copy the Dollar Shave Club commercial since it aired over a decade ago and no one can really do it justice.

But this is like a Trump level grift.  Check it out:

https://www.fox5atlanta.com/news/woke-free-beer-venture-earns-f-rating-with-bbb

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Owner Seth Weathers, 39, decided to market Ultra Right as "100% Woke Free American Beer." He originally contracted with a brewery in Lawrenceville. Now he uses a larger one in Lakeland, Florida. 

He also sells calendars, hats and t-shirts on his website promoting his conservative values.

But more than 100 would-be customers have instead headed to a different website, the Better Business Bureau, filing complaints that they paid Weathers for beer that never arrived.

The company currently has an F Rating at the BBB.

I can't believe I'm saying it, but Kansas City will be tough this weekend.  

It remains to be seen if they're really as good as they are with the start they're having, but for now they're on a bit of a roll.

17 hours ago, purbeast said:

I dunno I think it has aged fantastically BECAUSE it could never be made in today's world.

 

And it is still just as funny now, if not funnier, than it was when I watched it as a kid.

 

They run marathons of that show on the Logo channel very often.

That’s exactly what I meant. It could never be made today. And it’s great. 

Yeah, Bluey is pretty great.  Have seen a bunch of episodes, it's very well written and fun.  

Married With Children has aged so horribly and it's ****ing awesome.

Just now, Dr. Do Itch Big said:

Lol what they do to you. 

Traded Poole to the Wizards.  

Just now, Destino said:

Does Sabonis always have at least one black eye? 

Isn't he from Lithuania?  So...yes?

Bring back NBA coaches having to wear suits on the sidelines.  ****in Mike Brown looking like he's out getting Starbucks instead of coaching a goddamn basketball game.

Hopefully tonight is the end of the Warriors.  

1 hour ago, The Sisko said:

Like the good (half) German I am, I sit to pee 99% of the time. It gives me more throne time and since I'm not into golden showers, I get to avoid splattering pee droplets all over the place. After all, urinal etiquette rarely allows you to hit the porcelain at the best angle to avoid it. Most importantly though, I have Hank Hill syndrome and sitting, um, 'er, ah, helps me avoid what urologists refer to as residual volume. No matter how you slice it, I end up with less pee in places I don't want it.  

You're half German?  This explains a lot.

4 minutes ago, China said:

 

 

 

 

I know townhouse yards are small, but two inches, by 5 inches?  You could cut that with a pair of scissors.

3 minutes ago, TradeTheBeal! said:

Elitist lefty swine!

Imagine that.  

@PleaseBlitzcan you get all lawyerin on em or anything?  

I wish a hoa would! 

2 minutes ago, Renegade7 said:

 

Yea, flexing on paying your taxes is kinda like bragging on taking care of your kids...supposed to do that.

 

The old Chris Rock bit. 

1 hour ago, tshile said:

I look at my taxes and think about what it is I’m contributing. It makes me feel good to know that I’m contributing as much as I do. We pay someone’s salary somewhere for a decent job. 
 

I can only imagine sending over 250 mil to the government every year 😂 

 

id be proud of that. I’d have his mentality. 
 

not sure if I’d boast on twitter 😂 

You got that propeller going on your beanie pretty good, don’t you?

2 hours ago, samy316 said:

Honestly, who the **** cares where they finish in this upcoming draft lottery?  This draft is so terrible, that they actually might get a player at 5, who will be a better player than who ever gets drafted at 1 or 2.  This isn't last year, where if you weren't picking Top 2 (or at #1), then you were crushed.  This draft is is all time bad, so who ever they draft might end up being not more than a role player at best.  Next year's draft is where you will start to worry where they finish record wise.

That's how you know the Wiz will end up with the #1 pick this year, it's supposed to be a bad draft.

I've grown to like Cuban over the years...I didn't like him when he first took over the Mavericks and was, like, the Draymond Green of NBA owners but he's mellowed considerably.

That said, I've never understood the chest thumping and nobility one finds in paying their taxes.  I'm not saying people shouldn't pay their taxes, but I've always found it weird and odd that it's a flex for some who are proud about doing something that...everyone should do.

That said again, if he's using it to point a finger at Cheeto Jesus, well, that's good, too.