Today, coming out of Tysons, I was going into the parking garage from the Macy's Mall entrance & the first car in the parking lot I come to is this little green Saturn...with a Cowboys license plate guard. So, being in a frisky mood, I pretended to unzip my pants & pee on the car. All of a sudden, I hear from behind me, "HEY! THAT'S MY CAR!" & this hot chick on the phone is coming towards me. Needless to say, I found this rather funny. I told her that I was joking & never did anything to her car & she mumbled something on the phone about me being a jerk & blah blah. Fair enough. Then she says something about calling Security. Hahaha. So, as we get to the car ( I rode in with a friend), I turn to her a say "That's why I be like **** DALLAS!!!" She didn't call security & we left without any other incident. But we were laughing hysterically about it on the way home.
:dallasuck