YTTV is the best thing... IF you combine it with a streaming device (new Chromecast or Nvidia Shield) and add a VPN (I use Norde). Then change your YTTV home location to DC area... run VPN and you'll get all DC channels. Works perfly for me from NC)
Maybe this is all just a sequel for for Jeff's girlfriend's next movie? She was in the movie "We Bought a Zoo."... maybe this is "We Bought a Zoo Part Deux."