Ax

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  1. To go along with an all Burgundy uniform, we could change the logo to a monkey ****in' a pile of puke, so they'd match. :2cents: Opinion Provided By: A Friendly Neighborhood Fashion Cop.
  2. Emptiness Needles on E The final frontier A Cowboy fans brain The Cowboy Way My mother My sister My wife
  3. Redskins are burgundy, Cowboys are blue. Skins smell like roses, Cowboys like pooh. ____________________________________________________________ 3-6-9, the Redskins dine, On maggot lookin' Cowboys with the Swiss cheese line. The line broke, the quarterback choked, and thet buried Tony Romo sits to pee like a pig in a poke.
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    Show Yourselves II

    Hey Manic, I know you said you loved your "pitchfork" but I think you're being had. I hate to be the one to break it to you... but... ...it's really a potato fork. Maybe it had an operation you didn't know about, but you'd better find out before you take the relationship any further.
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    Random Thought Thread

    Do they go up or down? :dunce:
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    Random Thought Thread

    He's up every morning at 4:00 am M-F. On weekends, he sleeps in. Sometimes until 5:00 am.
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    Random Thought Thread

    And the wind, whispers, Mary.
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    Show Yourselves II

    In this case, Webster's Dictionary defines hag as... H ot A merican G irl If I may be so bold, your Majesty.:notworthy