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When a coked up Flava Flav asks if you want to go to a party, you say 'yes'!

Depends on what you consider a star. I met the lead singer of Gloryhammer, Thomas Winkler, after their set at the Baltimore Soundstage last year and he was super nice. Went out and talked with the crowd and took pictures with us while Alestorm was performing their set.

As is tradition. Head-shot on Caps = no suspension.

You don't use Dvorak?

I was taking a shot at the NHL for being ****ing stupid and considering spitting to be an egregious 'intent to injure' over sucker-punching a person in the head who is restrained by officials.

How do you figure? If there was intent to injure, we'd have been able to see him spit.

Is it too late to CGI Baby Yoda into the movie?

Baby Yoda seems to be the best thing to happen to Star Wars since the eighties.

Add in a hot-pockets 5-cheese pizza and you might be onto something.

Are they supposed to represent Democrats, or Americans?

That's what happens when the refresh rate of the camera and the TV don't agree with each other.

A stroke of good luck. You know, that all of the impeachment inquiry hearings completely exonerated him.

Let's wait at least a week to complain about the Admin locking it: when they are less likely to be watching us. That way we can call them names somewhat behind their backs.

We're putting the band back together.

The 3-motor Cybertruck variant, I believe, has a 500 mile range. Of course that will set you back a bit more.

Now we need it to be printed on Snapple lids.

Schrodinger's Fett?

I believe $40k is for single motor, $70k is for three motor.

*convicted war criminals

I came into work this morning and someone told me that Tesla announced a truck. Before showing it to me, my response was "I hope it looks like something taken straight out of a sci-fi movie". Then he brought up the picture and it was everything I had hoped for and more. Do want.

Spending a million dollars seems like a hefty chunk of money to pay to get some 'free' trips. That part is definitely thinking too small. When you're rich, you don't see money as an end of its own, but a means to an end. It's the power that is important, and large enough quantities of money can certainly buy that.

Vader was just toying with Luke. He spent most of that duel with just one hand on his saber easily parrying all of Luke's strikes. Honestly, outside of ROTJ, Luke never really shows to be very powerful. And even then, he's weaker than The Emperor and possibly Vader. Vader is still trying to turn him rather than kill him. And the Emperor disabled Luke effortlessly and it took Vader to put an end to the Emperor. Really, Luke's true strength was not giving up on the goodness in people, which is what makes his characterization in TLJ such a betrayal. Despite how evil Vader had become, he saw the good in him and managed to turn him. In Ben, he saw a sliver of darkness and decided to kill him while he slept rather than trying to keep him on the path of light? Makes no sense.

I guess that would be one thing where I could agree with Trump.

But you also got to see this:

https://twitter.com/shrimpbinch/status/1194673144671416320