PETER PAN: we meet again, Captain Hook

CAPTAIN HOOK: well well well-- wait u guys call me Hook?

PETER PAN: yeah

CAPTAIN HOOK: because of the hand?

PETER PAN: ...i'm sorr-

CAPTAIN HOOK: wow ok hey my dads dead too why not call me captain dead dad

— eli the pumpkin pie (@jazz_inmypants) July 25, 2019