Aruba, Jamaica, Ted Cruz ain't gonna take ya
Bermuda, Bahama, just freeze or ask Obama
Key Largo, Montego, baby why don't HE go
Oh Ted won't take you down to Cancun, Mexico,
HE'LL GET THERE FAST, you'll have no water flow
That's where Ted wanna go, while you're covered in snow

— Cliff Schecter (@cliffschecter) February 18, 2021