Quoting someone anonymous:

I swear all the movies with a "Must rescue the President!" storyline have been ruined for me. I just feel like it's unrealistic now.

"SIR! THEY HAVE THE PRESIDENT!"
*everyone exchanges glances*
"Ahhh...well, that's unfortunate."
*goes back to typing*

— Bee Ostrowsky 🇺🇦 (@beeostrowsky) April 1, 2018