Things these people are praying for: souvenir pens, that their wives don't find out about their boyfriends, Purell, that Trump didn't just eat, to heal his bone spurs, why not 5 Commandments, even cheaper hair coloring, clothes that fit, that this doesn't count as sex, deodorant pic.twitter.com/ICrRiPN850

— Paul Rudnick (@PaulRudnickNY) November 1, 2019