"It's not for the faint of heart," says the badass wearing a suit to Waffle House at 10pm, for the blandest meal on the menu.

Good God, dry white toast *and* plain hash browns. In most southern states, this constitutes grounds for arrest. pic.twitter.com/y6sydWfBGh

— Kevin M. Kruse (@KevinMKruse) February 4, 2022