You have reached the accountability hotline. We appreciate your patience. All prosecutors are currently busy pursuing other insurrectionists. We will be with you momentarily.

Press #1 if you would like to self-surrender.

Press #2 if you want to do it the hard way. https://t.co/tFwPDpNYjy

— Jack E. Smith ⚖️ (@7Veritas4) June 12, 2023