“ Hello, Mar-A-Lago? I’m planning a wedding, but a bit concerned it could be closed for that weekend due to indictments in Georgia and Federal Court, have you any idea when those closures might be? “
— Donald 🗽🇺🇸🏴🇺🇦🌻 (@007__NIL) April 1, 2023
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