1/ Carefully unsaid by the Government here is that the army will mostly be needed not for ferrying provisions to the starving Brexit British natives in rural areas.

That’s not the army’s job and it isn’t big enough anyway.

Desperate stuff. pic.twitter.com/fdQzqNr3xk

— Simon Gardner 🇩🇪🇬🇧🇪🇺 (@Simon_Gardner) July 28, 2018