Llevron Posted July 18, 2018 Share Posted July 18, 2018 I will push people around in the paint so if thats what you are looking for on your squad @stevemcqueen1 I can play that role with enthusiasm. I also talk alot of **** (surprise) so as long as you dont need any buckets I can add to the squad! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PleaseBlitz Posted July 18, 2018 Share Posted July 18, 2018 https://deadspin.com/heres-the-911-call-made-after-a-man-set-a-hard-screen-1827687649 LOL, someone released the 911 transcript. This is turning into the OJ case. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kosher Ham Posted July 18, 2018 Share Posted July 18, 2018 20 minutes ago, Mr. Sinister said: Don't no grown man call me soft... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Going Commando Posted July 18, 2018 Share Posted July 18, 2018 9 minutes ago, Llevron said: I will push people around in the paint so if thats what you are looking for on your squad @stevemcqueen1 I can play that role with enthusiasm. I also talk alot of **** (surprise) so as long as you dont need any buckets I can add to the squad! Every team needs an enforcer. I'll draft you. Right now I've got shooters and goons. Could use a ball handler but I feel good about our team. Much like the Raptors, through the power of our friendship, we'll be more than the sum of our parts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dont Taze Me Bro Posted July 18, 2018 Share Posted July 18, 2018 17 minutes ago, stevemcqueen1 said: @Lombardi's_kid_brother I need your measurements and medical history. LKB driving the lane like Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JSSkinz Posted July 18, 2018 Share Posted July 18, 2018 If your gonna play pickup watch out for the guy with the hair shirt, they're out there in full force. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spjunkies Posted July 18, 2018 Share Posted July 18, 2018 Please don't post my image on the internet. Thanks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Sinister Posted July 18, 2018 Share Posted July 18, 2018 I'll just be the short brown guy no one thinks can play at all, cracking jokes, position on the depth chart saying "Right Bench" and ****, only to come in for McQueen after ( Doc turns what's left of his ankle), aND hit the game winner 9 minutes ago, Kosher Ham said: Lavar/Lonzo Ball Yeah man, I think LeBron will really take them to the next level. 5-6th seed. Bet Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kosher Ham Posted July 18, 2018 Share Posted July 18, 2018 What in the ??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Llevron Posted July 18, 2018 Share Posted July 18, 2018 1 minute ago, Kosher Ham said: What in the ??? Hair shirt or the 911 call? Cause both are hilarious and confusing lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kosher Ham Posted July 18, 2018 Share Posted July 18, 2018 Okay... I get it. You need to unload Wade again. sure...send him to LA. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sacks 'n' Stuff Posted July 18, 2018 Share Posted July 18, 2018 I’m a terror under the boards. A holy ****ing terror. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kosher Ham Posted July 18, 2018 Share Posted July 18, 2018 Knew this thread was missing something... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Sinister Posted July 18, 2018 Share Posted July 18, 2018 10 minutes ago, JSSkinz said: If your gonna play pickup watch out for the guy with the hair shirt, they're out there in full force. Oh god.... If we are now in a world where a hard pick is worthy of 911, that should at least be worthy of summary execution via cannon fire Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dancing Bear Posted July 18, 2018 Share Posted July 18, 2018 Was Bill Laimbeer arrested? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kosher Ham Posted July 18, 2018 Share Posted July 18, 2018 1 minute ago, Dancing Bear said: Was Bill Laimbeer arrested? Nah, just unlawfully detained. Sad really. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abdcskins Posted July 18, 2018 Share Posted July 18, 2018 I quit playing basketball because I've sprained my left ankle about 30 times and I can't walk without pain anymore. Should've quit a long time ago. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sacks 'n' Stuff Posted July 18, 2018 Share Posted July 18, 2018 26 minutes ago, Dancing Bear said: Was Bill Laimbeer arrested? It's ok when Bill Laimbeer does it. #1: He's white #2: He is the man solely responsible for the single greatest video game ever made Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Sinister Posted July 18, 2018 Share Posted July 18, 2018 Wtf Oh, 80's/early 90's sports games Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sacks 'n' Stuff Posted July 18, 2018 Share Posted July 18, 2018 Bill Laimbeer's Combat Basketball is a joy. Best none of ya'll say one goddamn bad thing about it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JCB Posted July 18, 2018 Share Posted July 18, 2018 I was a soccer guy growing up. Whenever I played basketball, I could run forever but had zero skills. Like zero. But me and my buds put together an intramural team in high school. Called ourselves Waste of Height. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gamebreaker Posted July 18, 2018 Share Posted July 18, 2018 It's good to know after reading 2 pages of old men talk about what they could've done in a pick-up game a decade ago, that I would thoroughly destroy you guys if we played a game tomorrow. No wait...did I say tomorrow? I meant in October.......no, October of 2019. I need to lose this gut before I ever step on the court again. I think I went from looking like a 6'4" SG to looking like a 6'4" LT. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Going Commando Posted July 18, 2018 Share Posted July 18, 2018 This was another good one: This is actually where I learned my form on my jumper. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Sinister Posted July 18, 2018 Share Posted July 18, 2018 17 minutes ago, Sacks 'n' Stuff said: Bill Laimbeer's Combat Basketball is a joy. Best none of ya'll say one goddamn bad thing about it. Looked like one of them joints they'd let you dust off and play on a slow day at [Insert whatever lame kid friendly place my mom usually would take me]. Back in the days when everyone had their own sports game, I'm sure ( if I remembered hard enough) there were worse though. But not by much Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CousinsCowgirl84 Posted July 18, 2018 Share Posted July 18, 2018 18 hours ago, BenningRoadSkin said: When something has elements of racism, I am going to point it out. And if you cannot see how this is another in the trend of white people calling the police on black people living their lives from the ages of 8 to 80, then you are full of cow poop. Seriously. Brodenski, the only “elements” of racism in this (and probably the last 2-3 “videos”) is that an argument happened between someone who was black and someone who is white (maybe). Not sure who posted this one but in the previous vids the black person assumed it was racism, blasted it on social media, and it took off because Donald Trump is a racist. This is not a trend. There’s no evidence of racism. Calling a the cops on someone who you are arguing with is not racist just because they happen to be black. People are assholes more often than they are racist. It cheapens and minimizes what racism is to call everything you don’t like racist. Have you considered that at all? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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