No Excuses

The Michael Cohen/Trump SDNY Investigation Thread

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This probably deserves its own thread because its completely separate from the special counsel/Russia probe and likely a bigger threat to Trump's business and presidency than Mueller's investigation.

 

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Bank officer: So Mr. Cohen, what will this home equity loan be used for?  Home improvements or repairs? Education expenses? Debt consolidation?

Michael Cohen: It's hush money so a porn star and a Playboy bunny keep their mouths shut about banging Donald Trump.

Bank officer: Oh. Well then. Um, I'll have my assistant draw up the papers for you to sign.

Cohen: [Pulls cell phone from ear] Oh, and we might need to jack up that cash amount.   Don Jr. is banging an Apprentice contestant.

Bank officer: Well.  Pending the home inspection, I think we can accommodate an increase.

Cohen: Hang on. I got another call. [Listens, hangs up.]  Hey, how much does an abortion cost?  I got an RNC guy in a bit of hot water.

Bank officer:  Maybe you should try Wells Fargo across the street.

Edited by Dan T.
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3 minutes ago, No Excuses said:

ahahahahahahahahaha

 

The darkest timeline still delivers here and there.

 

 

Not surprising at all.

 

 

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Posted (edited)

A very legalistic response if you look close enough.

 

horse****

 

President of Media Matters For America.

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lol,, he wanted to defend himself against 'leftist" groups that would boycott his show?

How exactly does one legally defend against people deciding not to spend their money?

 

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Just wait til the judge rules none of these people are actually legitimate clients of Cohen. Can’t wait to see what charges Hannity ends up with. 

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WaPo says Trump wants any documents pertaining to him turned over to his lawyers first for review before presenting them to the judge. Um, obstruct justice much?

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Imagine having to post this bull****. Hitting send and knowing immediately exactly how it'll be teared to piece. 

 

 

 

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