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Trump must be getting nothing but bad legal news this morning. 

 

 

 

 

8 minutes ago, The Evil Genius said:

Is Rudy G trying to start a war? Senile mf'er has lost his damn mind.

 

His mental disabilities at this age are on par with his boss right now.

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But why would you disrespect a crazed leader who your boss is about to sit down with. Unless...your boss has no plans to actually meet with him...or you are really a plant. 

 

Considering Trump has "fired" people for less...either Rudy G knows where the Russian hookers pee tape is or this is all done with Trump's blessing...which is even more frightening.

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Republicans, come get your boy.

 

Edit: Was the source Melanie?

 

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Pirro on SCOTUS is to my 27 year old self what the Haunted Mask Goosebumps book was to my 7 year old self.

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Read a new nickname for Trump today... with apologies to Quentin Tarantino - "Mango Unchained."

 

So I added it to the list:

 

-Pumpkin-flavored arsenic marshmallow Donald Trump

-Donald Trump, rancid bag of half melted circus peanuts

-Ambulatory merkin Donald Trump

-Donald Trump, rotting pumpkin time-lapse

-Rancid salmon filet Donald Trump

-Donald Trump, a toupee someone found in a garbage can and stapled to a sweet potato

-Poorly trained circus orangutan

-Flopped over traffic cone

-Pencil-dick wall builder

-Sentient used car commercial

-Rejected holiday carrot cake

-Deranged moldy grapefruit

-Room temperature Sunny-D backwash

-Enraged over-ripe pineapple

-Cursed Siberian werewolf trapped in an Orangutan’s body

-Exhaustive child

-drunk court jester who’s been roving the country doing racist Chris Farley impersonations

-$4 billion puddle of tinted moisturizer

- ever worse human and godsend

-Wonka factory escapee

-Open-Faced Quesadilla

-Idiot billionaire and face of YouTube’s popular “Annoying Orange”

-Noted Asshole

-Asshole-American

-Ambitious corn dog that escaped from the concession stand at a rural Alabama fairground, stole an unattended wig, hopped a freight train to Atlantic City and never looked back

-shrunken apple head

-decomposing ear of corn

-permanently open mouth

-Verbal Billionaire

-deflated basketball

-cartoon plutocrat

-sentient overripe pear

-melted creamsicle

-fluffy bouffant

-gaping mouth with a hairpiece

-oozy lather of absurd hyperbole

-dick-nosed baldy

-perpetual asshole

-serially bankrupt business mogul

-television clown

-bloated spawn of a Penn Station ashtray and Nickelodeon slime

- legitimate hairstyle choice

-anthropomorphic caterpillar

-toupee’d buffoon

-bloviating billionaire

-Enlarged pee-splattered Sno Cone

-idiotic rich man

-vibrating Bologna loaf

-Deflated football

-Human embodiment of hotdog filling

-Toupee-wearing Orangina ****hole

-sentient bottle of self tanner

-short-fingered vulgarian

-Rejected Richie Rich Villain

-Corndog that escaped from the state fair

-GOP Presidential candidate and Bone-in Ham

-Walking sun dried tomato

-Presidential candidate and human Kewpie doll

-Adult male baby with the combover and personality of a 30 pound toddler

-Melting pig carcass

-Human cystic acne pus

-Millionaire and disgraced racist

-What would happen if a caps lock key was granted one wish and that wish was to come to life.

-Fabulist cheddar critter

-Unrepentant Bigot

-Ralph Steadman illustration come to life

-Noted Donald Trump enthusiast

-Grimacing Cheeto Fart

-Everyone’s Favorite Screaming Steamed Carrot

-Cursed Halloween Mask

-Presidential candidate and bag of flour

-Enraged animated creamsicle

-Woody Allen impersonator and Incessant Tweeter

-Time-displaced Sopranos extra

-Melted candle impersonator

-Bloviating caricature of a businessman

-Disgraced Pope impersonator

-Cable News Fever Dream

-Delusional Cheese Creature

-Lint-crusted dried apricot

-Mud clotted welcome mat

-Melting Businessman

-James Bond Villain/Republican Presidential Candidate

-Aspiring social media intern

-Drunk Monopoly man

-Cranial bee sting victim

-Stupid, racist clown

-Lint-covered sentient Cheeto

-Man-sized sebaceous cyst

-billionaire Siberian Tiger hairball

-Shriveled apricot

-Empty popcorn bag rotting in the sun

-Heat Miser with a heart of coal

-Man-shaped asbestos insulation board

-Aggravated giant duckling

-dusty barrel of fermented peepee

-Gilded Dildo

-usually reasonable burlap sack full of rancid Peeps

-Degloved zoo penis

-Miss Cleo cosplay enthusiast

-bargain bin full of yellowing Jean-Claude Van Damme movies

-big orange buffoon

-Normal-looking human man and entirely credible choice as future leader of the free world

-overripe pumpkin from Halloween 2007

-Our nation’s loudest cheesy puff

-a dishrag that on closer inspection is alive with maggots

-Perpetual embarrassment

-Candied yam riddled with moldy spider carcasses

-wilted turkey skin puppet

-chewed-up furball

-petulant slice of stinking, festive ****-pie

-hairpiece come to life

-orange-tufted sentient troll doll

-Actual buffoon

-Decomposing pumpkin pie inhabited by vicious albino squirrels and presidential candidate

-Gross fat loser

-the shriveled pinto bean you had to pluck out of your Chipotle burrito basket

-orange gasbag

-Enraged Gak spill

-overinflated piss-blimp

-The orange beast

-Pumpkin flavored arsenic marshmallow

-Poorly trained circus orangutan

-a fascist golem made of flypaper

-Orange Clown

-a deeply stupid person: a crude, nasty, bloviating man always willing to shout himself hoarse about terrorist Muslims, rapist Mexicans, probably-menstruating Fox hosts

-orange lunatic

-Chester Cheetah Impersonator

-American hate leader

-a tiny piece of dried cat poop that you found in your rug

-talking combover

-Cheeto-Dusted Bloviator

-Fuzzy Meat wad

-Decomposing ear of corn

-Rich idiot

-Noted Troll

-Soggy Burlap Sack

-Bag of toxic sludge

-Your next President and Ruler for life

-A brightly burning trash fire

-impoverished urchin

-Aggressively Stupid

-Great Judgement-Haver

-Hair-plug swollen with rancid egg whites

-inside-out lower intestine

-decomposing pumpkin pie inhabited by viscous albino squirrels

-lead paint factory explosion

-lumbering human-like tardigrade

-fart-infused lump of raw meat

- fetid orange meringue bloated shrunken head

- pudgy orange pail of anal smatterings

- cretinous tube of bankruptcy proceedings

- bronzer-saturated freak

- poorly dressed mantoddler

- penis shaped asteroid

- Captain Carrot Lips

- Orange Rider of the Apocalypse

- Old Dickery

- Father of the morning constitutional tweet

- The Great Bloviator

- Goldman Nutsacks

- Donny Two Scoops

- Mango Mussolini

- Moron Don

- Mango Moron

- ****ing Moron

- Constantly bloviating fart monster

- President Two Macs von NoFries

- Orange Foolius

- mentally deranged U.S. dotard

- Mango Unchained

 

 

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15 minutes ago, AsburySkinsFan said:

What the heck is with these orbs of light???

 

 

It's not Christian!

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17 minutes ago, TryTheBeal! said:

I’m skeptical that Pirro could receive confirmation even from today’s GOP.

 

Please stop testing them lol

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How funny would it be if Obama blocked all porn in the white house just to **** with Trump lol

 

Btw, the first porn site I ever went to was whitehouse.com, where I was in the 5th grade I think, on AOL dial-up, sitting next to my mom. ****ed up day.  

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1 hour ago, TryTheBeal! said:

I’m skeptical that Pirro could receive confirmation even from today’s GOP.

I'm insufficiently skeptical to want to try.  That's like trying to find a dare that the schoolyard kid who keeps doing dares won't even do.  It's risky.  You'll lose.

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2 hours ago, AsburySkinsFan said:

What the heck is with these orbs of light???

 

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1 hour ago, Llevron said:

How funny would it be if Obama blocked all porn in the white house just to **** with Trump lol

 

Btw, the first porn site I ever went to was whitehouse.com, where I was in the 5th grade I think, on AOL dial-up, sitting next to my mom. ****ed up day.  

The White House parental controls got the word golden and shower blacklisted.

 

I too have heard of this site.

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Damn near fell out of my seat after seeing that....

 

 

(Melania doll)

 

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3 hours ago, LadySkinsFan said:

 

 

It's not Christian!

10 years in school and a total of 20 in the pulpit I can safely say...no it isn’t.

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2 hours ago, Llevron said:

How funny would it be if Obama blocked all porn in the white house just to **** with Trump lol

 

Btw, the first porn site I ever went to was whitehouse.com, where I was in the 5th grade I think, on AOL dial-up, sitting next to my mom. ****ed up day.  

Porn on dial up?! OMG That’s worse than watching through the scrambled lines....or so I’ve been told.

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