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Deadspin: Why Your Team Sucks 2016: Dallas Cowboys


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And since as Skins fans we are obligated to detest them Cowboys, I feel justified putting this in the stadium instead of ATL

Why Your Team Sucks 2016: Dallas Cowboys

https://news.google.com/news/ampviewer?caurl=http%3A%2F%2Fdeadspin.com%2Fwhy-your-team-sucks-2016-dallas-cowboys-1784456648%2Famp#pt0-806755

Your 2015 record: 4-12. Karma-wise, 4-12 is the ideal record for any team that signs girlfriend-tosser Greg Hardy and then bends over backwards to cover for him as he jacks off at his locker to Gisele Bündchen, shows up late to practice, drives away from media scrutiny in a white Ferrari, gets in public fights with the coaching staff, and puts more effort into his stupid eye black than into rushing the passer. You would think it’s impossible to shame a team owned by Jerry Jones, but it finally happened last year. I’m almost disappointed that they cut him loose. I was hoping (expecting) that they’d double down and make him player/defensive coordinator.

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Warning:NSFW (Language)

And since as Skins fans we are obligated to detest them Cowboys, I feel justified putting this in the stadium instead of ATL

Why Your Team Sucks 2016: Dallas Cowboys

https://news.google.com/news/ampviewer?caurl=http%3A%2F%2Fdeadspin.com%2Fwhy-your-team-sucks-2016-dallas-cowboys-1784456648%2Famp#pt0-806755

Your 2015 record: 4-12. Karma-wise, 4-12 is the ideal record for any team that signs girlfriend-tosser Greg Hardy and then bends over backwards to cover for him as he jacks off at his locker to Gisele Bündchen, shows up late to practice, drives away from media scrutiny in a white Ferrari, gets in public fights with the coaching staff, and puts more effort into his stupid eye black than into rushing the passer. You would think it’s impossible to shame a team owned by Jerry Jones, but it finally happened last year. I’m almost disappointed that they cut him loose. I was hoping (expecting) that they’d double down and make him player/defensive coordinator.

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Hey, I detest the Cowboys just like any Redskins fan would.  But, that shouldn't cause us to under-estimate them or overlook them when we play them.  They were 4-12 in 2015 mostly because they lost their two biggest offensive weapons to injury, particularly romoSUCKS.  If he stays healthy in 2016--and that is a big if--Dallas will be a serious contender to at least win the NFCE.

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Nice!  Hate to say it, but its also always fun to read Magary's annual installment on the Skins......at some level, the "fan" comments about Snyder and Larry Michael never get old.

 

Here's the one on the Browns, if only for the RG3 section:

 

http://deadspin.com/why-your-team-sucks-2016-cleveland-browns-1784308358

 

This part of Cleveland's is hilarious: 

 

Oh, and they lost on a kick-six at the gun to the team they once were: a glorious and successful franchise that not only stole the Browns from Cleveland, but stole their rivalry with Pittsburgh AND their football credibility as well.

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Can I ask why we are posting this filth of a blog on our board?

They have fourth tier writers (like Dave Mckenna) and refuse to use our name.

Chief Zee was the final straw. They can have their satirical fun, and im not condemning anyone personally for wanting to still read, but as far as Im concerned, **** all of them. Deadspin is piss to me.

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His hatred of Snyder has poisoned him beyond repair. Either that or he was never a fan to begin with.

That is the lowest form of scumbag bull****, and there is nothing that can justify it. Nothing. Not a stuoid pissing match, and not a name. Zee never did a damn thing to him.

**** him and anyone that allowed that crap to be published.

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