mcsluggo

Florida....? oh yeah, Florida.

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^^^ Those last two posts are in perfect juxtaposition.  Just perfect.

 

BTW, I think I need to watch Atlanta.

 

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11 minutes ago, Riggo-toni said:

 

And finally, someone tell Eli the wig isn't fooling anyone...

 

11 minutes ago, Riggo-toni said:

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Dang Riggo-toni, you are right.  What's Eli doing at a Wendy's in FLA???

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Florida is the most overrated state in the country by a mile. Looking forward to leaving for good in a few weeks.

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Little Caesars employee fatally shoots masked attacker, police say

 

HOLLY HILL, Fla. - Officials from the Holly Hill Police Department said a Little Caesars employee shot a man wearing a clown mask who hit him with a wooden post and attempted to stab him with scissors.

 

An HHPD incident report stated Heriberto Feliciano, 28, had just walked out after closing the Ridgewood Avenue store Saturday night when a currently-unidentified suspect wearing a clown mask attacked him. The suspect hit Feliciano with a wooden post until the post broke and tried to stab him with scissors, according to the report.

 

Authorities said Feliciano was able to reach his concealed firearm. They said he then shot the suspect several times.

 

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Florida woman rescued after slipping note to vet staff saying boyfriend was threatening her with gun

 

A Florida woman was rescued from her abusive boyfriend after slipping a note to a veterinary clinic employee saying he was threatening her with a gun, authorities said.

 

Carolyn Reichle, 28, who was beaten and held captive by Jeremy Floyd for two days, convinced him Friday to take their dog to DeLand Animal Hospital where she slipped the note, according to the Volusia County Sheriff's Office.

 

"Call the cops. My boyfriend is threatening me. He has a gun. Please don't let him know," the note read.

 

The employee alerted police who responded to the clinic and arrested Floyd, 39, a convicted felon, authorities said.

 

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Pinellas Park man arrested for stalking after AR-15, ammo found inside Clearwater hotel room

 

CLEARWATER BEACH, Fla. — Police arrested Michael Freeman on Memorial Day for stalking.

 

Staff at Clearwater Beach Hotel found an AR-15, a handgun and ammunition on top of Freeman's bed after guests made a noise complaint against the Pinellas Park man.

 

Hotel clerk Elizabeth Pena tells ABC Action News, she evicted the 57-year-old Freeman because firearms are not permitted on the property. 

 

"I was nervous because I said, 'this guy can be capable of anything having a gun like that with him,'" said Pena.

 

According to a Clearwater Police report, Freeman came back to the Gulfview Boulevard hotel armed with the handgun. 

 

Police say he waited, watching the property for two hours in an effort to confront the victim, who had alerted hotel staff about his behavior.

 

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Anonymous complaint in St. Augustine leads to arrest of two on drug charges

 

Police say they responded to a parking lot on South Dixie Highway and found three people sitting in a car. The people in the car consented to a search and police say they found drug paraphernalia and a substance that field tested positive for crystal meth.

 

Crystal Methvin and Douglas Nickerson were arrested on drug possession charges.

 

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Largo senior victim of traveling meat salesmen

 

LARGO, Fla. (WFLA) - They won't leave until you pay them! 

 

Three salesmen from a Pinellas Park meat delivery company are facing similar charges after deputies tell us they robbed customers by forcing them to purchase beef and seafood.

 

“He was so pushy and angry and mean and everything,” said victim Shirley McGathey.

 

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What a pushy meat salesman may look like

 

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Rescued sacrificial rooster terrorizes neighborhood

 

MIAMI (AP) - There are rescue dogs, saved from abusive owners and placed in loving homes.  Then there is Payo. He is a rescue rooster.

 

He was doomed to die in a Santería ceremony. Just as his neck was to be slit, Payo’s adoptive family swooped in. They persuaded the priest to sacrifice another animal.

 

They brought Payo home and set him free in the backyard. And this is where the sweet story of the pet rooster ends.  Because sleep-deprived neighbors don’t call the big white bird with the blood red eyes by his nickname.

 

They call him El terrorista. The terrorist.

 

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             "I will kill you and your whole family!"

 

“Alfred Hitch**** could make a scary movie about him,” said Michael Demarziani, co-owner of Rincon Argentino restaurant, where Payo struts up to outdoor diners, sticks out his beak and demands food. “That is one rogue rooster. I swear he’s got fangs. I told my customers that one of these days we’re going to serve fried chicken.”

 

Payo lives in Miami’s Silver Bluff West neighborhood.

 

He’s not a reticent rooster.  He likes to crow — very early and very loudly, as roosters are wont to do.  He attacks dogs, cats and even people whom he considers threats to his territory.  Payo is **** of the walk on his once-quiet block.

 

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'Remember my face,' suspect in 2016 liquor store shooting tells clerk

 

 

Andrew Williams arrested after victim identifies him from suspect lineup
 

WEST PALM BEACH, Fla. - A shooting suspect's parting words to a South Florida liquor store cashier came back to haunt him after his arrest Friday.

 

Andrew Williams faces charges of attempted first-degree murder, armed burglary and aggravated assault in connection with an August 2016 shooting at Airline Liquors near West Palm Beach.

 

The victim told deputies that Williams, 26, entered the store and asked him for a bottle of Hennessey cognac. When the victim asked Williams for identification, Williams became angry and repeatedly cursed at him. The victim told Williams, who appeared to be intoxicated, to leave the store.

 

Williams left, but not before telling the clerk, "Remember my face you punk ass b----," according to the affidavit.

 

The victim told deputies he was helping another new employee close the store when Williams returned, this time wearing dark sunglasses and a Jamaican-style knitted cap. He said Williams pulled out a gun and shot him in the arm and shoulder.

 

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The victim, who survived the shooting and apparently remembered his attacker's face, identified Williams from a photographic lineup as the man who shot him.

 

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this doesn't really fit the general theme here.... but ..... 

 

 

 

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1 hour ago, mcsluggo said:

 

 

 

this doesn't really fit the general theme here.... but ..... 

 

 

 

 

Yeah...dont think he should have been arrested....should have gotten a crisp high 5 and a medal....

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Posted (edited)

ok.... this one technically isn't florida.

 

but really... in spirit??

 

 

and that mug shot is just tooo damned perfect not to put SOMEWHERE .... so here it is :

 

http://crimefeed.com/2018/06/scary-man-arrested-for-scary-misuse-of-lawnmower-takes-scary-mug-shot/

 

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ELDERLY MAN ARRESTED FOR WEAPONIZING LAWNMOWER TO THROW ROCKS AT 3 VICTIMS

SANTA FE, TX — A Texas man has been arrested after he allegedly used his ride-on lawnmower as a weapon on his gravel driveway to launch rocks at his female roommate, her nine-year-old daughter, and her ex-husband. Afterward, he said he “would do so again.”
<more at link>

 

 

 

and here is the hero, himself....

 

 

 

 

 

Johnny Manning [Galveston County Sheriff's Office]

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I see Argus Filch is down on his luck these days, but still as bitter as ever.

 

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Posted (edited)
On 5/29/2018 at 5:08 PM, mcsluggo said:

 

Police: Clearwater man caught masturbating tells officers he's Captain Kirk

<more at link....if you need more... >

 

http://www.wfla.com/1206170403

 

 

"To boldly  go  come where no man has  gone  come before." 

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33 minutes ago, mcsluggo said:

mug-shot/

 

 

 

 

and here is the hero, himself....

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I think we have met.

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13 hours ago, mcsluggo said:

 

 

 

this doesn't really fit the general theme here.... but ..... 

 

 

 

smoooth operator 

 

why is is he under arrest? Criminal of the year right there.

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Report: Woman shoots husband in testicles after he tries to take her air conditioner

 

A Columbia County woman is back in jail after she failed to show up in court for an aggravated battery charge.

 

In October of last year, Kimberly Dunn, 35, shot her ex-husband in the testicles after he tried to take an AC unit, according to an arrest report. 

 

Dunn's estranged husband said he came to her home -- with his brother -- to pick up the unit. He had discovered that she was attempting to sell it on Facebook, the report said. 

 

The couple were going through a divorce, the arrest report said. 

 

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In related news...

 

BLOTTER: Man screams at neighbors because his testicles hurt

 

WESTVILLE — A 32-year-old man was arrested after screaming at his neighbors and threatening to kill them because his testicles were hurting.

 

According to an arrest report from the Walton County Sheriff’s Office, on June 10 a caller reported a white man was “on drugs and threatening to kill the neighbors with a gun.” Deputies responded and made contact the man while he was walking on the road.

 

The man was soaked from sweat, according to the report, and told police his testicles were hurting. He said he thought he had parasites from swimming in the creek.

 

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Tampa fire captain demoted for stripping off shirt, daring homeless man to fight

 

Finney, 41, was part of a rescue squad that responded to a call about a homeless man with chest pains on Feb. 4, 2017. He told investigators he was trying to help the drunken man to his feet when the man fell back down, pulling Finney with him.

 

Finney said he told the man, "Come on, be a man," prompting the man to respond: "F--- you guys, people in uniform."

 

He tried to calm the man, Finney said, but the man exposed himself, told Finney to "suck it" and was "full of mess."

 

Finney stayed in the back of the unit with Angenetta Mitchell, an acting lieutenant, for her safety, he told Personnel Chief Todd Alt.

 

But when Alt interviewed Mitchell and other crew members, a different version of events emerged. They said Finney cursed the homeless man and exchanged foul language with him.

 

Mitchell remembered the man saying to Finney: "You wouldn’t treat me that way without that badge on your chest. You’re hiding behind a badge and (otherwise I’ll) kick your butt."

 

Another crew member said Finney called the man a foul name, pulled off his shirt, then said in a "threatening tone": "Now I don’t have the badge on my chest. What are you going to do?"

 

Attempting to defuse the situation, Mitchell said, she instructed the man to flip over on the stretcher and talk to her. Finney then used an expletive while directing the man how to lie on the stretcher.

 

The man flipped back over and started talking again with Finney.

 

Mitchell then asked Finney to leave the rear of the rescue car, according to a notice of disciplinary action contained in Finney’s personnel file.

 

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