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Morons, just ****ing morons!

 

Turn that phone, landscape not portrait!

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Motorcyclist in Florida crash shot by own gun

 

BREVARD COUNTY, Fla. — A motorcyclist involved in a crash in east Central Florida was shot by his own gun Thursday, troopers said.

 

The motorcyclist had a gun on his hip when the bike crashed on the 3800 block of New Haven Avenue near West Melbourne.

 

The gun discharged, shooting him, the Florida Highway Patrol said.

 

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Motorcyclist in Florida crash shot by own gun

 

BREVARD COUNTY, Fla. — A motorcyclist involved in a crash in east Central Florida was shot by his own gun Thursday, troopers said.

 

The motorcyclist had a gun on his hip when the bike crashed on the 3800 block of New Haven Avenue near West Melbourne.

 

The gun discharged, shooting him, the Florida Highway Patrol said.

 

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That's not too far from where I live.

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A Florida Man Has been Accused of Making 97 Million Robocalls

 

A Florida man accused of flooding consumers with 97 million phone calls touting fake travel deals appeared Wednesday before lawmakers to explain how robocalls work and to say, “I am not the kingpin of robocalling that is alleged.”

 

Adrian Abramovich, of Miami, who is fighting a proposed $120 million fine, told senators that open-source software lets operators make thousands of phone calls with the click of a button, in combination with cloud-based computing and “the right long distance company.”

 

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Florida commissioner allegedly paid to have sex with man’s wife twice a week

 

BROOKSVILLE, Fla. – A Florida county commissioner faces multiple charges after authorities say he paid a couple living with him to be able to have sex with the man’s wife.

 

Hernando County deputies arrested 71-year-old Nick Nicholson Thursday on one count of operating a location for the purpose of lewdness, assignation or prostitution and two counts of purchasing services from any person engaged in prostitution.

 

The arrest stemmed from an investigation that began Feb. 20 when deputies went to a home Nicholson rents in Spring Hill, according to the Tampa Bay Times. After getting a call reporting a domestic disturbance, they found 33-year-old Kendel Surette and 30-year-old Valerie Surette in the middle of a heated dispute. Valerie, who had a visible injury to her face, told deputies that her husband had thrown a screwdriver at her head.

 

Both the Surettes and Nicholson had glassy, red eyes, according to authorities, and they appeared under the influence. The Times reports that Nicholson’s sweatpants had a hole in the front that exposed his genitals, and deputies asked him to change clothes.

 

Kendel Surette told investigators that the couple had been living in the residence for about six months. According to the paper, Surette said Nick Nicholson had been buying them food and paying them $100 to have sex with Valerie Surette on Tuesday, and $200 to have sex with her on Saturdays.

 

Nicholson allegedly let Valerie’s other clients have sex with her at the home – either in the garage or in a car parked in the driveway.

 

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Man Battered Boyfriend With Singing Fish

 

APRIL 23--A Florida man was arrested yesterday after allegedly striking his boyfriend in the head with a Big Mouth Billy Bass, the novelty singing fish, police report.

 

Officers were called Sunday afternoon to a residence in Sebastian in connection with a reported domestic battery. Upon arriving at the home, cops found Larry Timmerman with a laceration on his head, an injury the victim said was caused by a Big Mouth Billy Bass thrown by Gregory Carney, 54.

 

In interviews with Timmerman and Carney, cops determined that the men--who have been domestic partners for 17 years--had been quarreling earlier in the day. At one point, Carney went into the den and began playing with his singing fish. Timmerman said that Carney “continued doing this just to aggravate him.”

 

After having to endure several Big Mouth Billy Bass performances, Timmerman, 52, “removed the singing fish from the room and placed it in the trash.” When Carney discovered the novelty item was missing from the den, he quizzed Timmerman on its whereabouts.

 

When Timmerman responded that Billy Bass was now in the trash, Carney became angry. Carney then fished the singing fish from the garbage and threw it at his boyfriend, cops allege. The item struck Timmerman in the head, causing a laceration.

 

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Box cutters, talk of voodoo, evil spirits: marital discord in a Babies R Us parking lot

 

George Hernandez thought his wife was working voodoo and evil spirits on him. His solution in a strip mall parking lot left her in serious condition after being stabbed enough times that a box cutter blade broke.

 

That's according the arrest report for the 53-year-old Hernandez, whom police took into custody upon arriving at 7350 W. Commercial Blvd. on Tuesday afternoon. Hernandez is in Broward County jail on a first-degree attempted murder charge.

 

Lillian Manante, 50, was taken to Broward North Medical Center with six stab wounds and lacerations to the upper torso.

 

According to the arrest report, Hernandez called Manate around 1 p.m., asking to meet to talk about their marriage. But, the report says, he "stated several times in a taped interview, he wanted to and intented to kill the victim."

 

Before police got to the scene, witnesses told police, he said she was "putting voodoo on him and having evil spirits."

 

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Man accused of karate-kicking Lake Eola swans granted bond

 

ORLANDO, Fla. — A Jacksonville Beach man accused of practicing karate kicks on swans at Lake Eola Park appeared before a judge Friday morning.

Rocco Mantella accused of kicking Lake Eola swans


Rocco Joseph Mantella, 34, was granted a $1,000 bond after being charged with animal cruelty charges.

 

According to an Orlando Police arrest report, witnesses reported seeing a man at downtown Orlando's Lake Eola later identified as Mantella "kicking animals throughout the park."

 

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Coincidentally, the name of my new band is The Karate Kicking Swans.

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Neighbor guilty in stalking case busted with 90 pounds of panties

 

PANAMA CITY — A man known in his trailer park as “Santa Claus” has been convicted of breaking into a neighbor’s home to leave her notes and panties he wanted to see her wear.

 

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The Bay County Sheriff’s Office arrested Isitro Lee Sanches in April 2017 after serving a search warrant on his Kimbrel Avenue trailer in Callaway, where they found about 90 pounds of women’s underwear. After a one-day trial, jurors on Friday found Sanches, 59, guilty as charged Thursday on three counts of burglary and a count of aggravated stalking.

 

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Sinkholes leave Florida neighborhood looking like cratered wasteland

 

OCALA, Fla. –  All around some members of a Florida community, solid ground is suddenly opening up.

 

A sinkhole drained an entire pond. At least a dozen people were forced from their home when giant holes swallowed up land near them. One woman scrambled out of her home in the middle of the night after hearing a loud crack.

 

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Sinkholes are not uncommon in Florida, but the frequency of the ones opening up in a community in Ocala the past two weeks is alarming officials and residents who live there.

 

In Winchase townhomes, more than a dozen sinkholes have opened around a retention pond—a pool designed to hold storm water runoff from streets to prevent flooding.

 

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Florida teacher accused of drowning 2 raccoons during science class

 

A  student, who provided WFTV with graphic video of the incident, said some students were left with nightmares after the sixth period agricultural science class.

 

"My friend said that the class before that, they were (putting) the water in the buckets," said the freshman student, who asked to not be identified.

 

The raccoons killed several chickens, the student said.

 

Students and staff members raise chickens and other livestock, which are housed in a shed behind the school.

 

The student said it took the raccoons several minutes to drown.

 

"They finally took the cage out of the water, and they trapped it into another smaller cage, where the top of the cage would go down into the water," the student said.

"And that's how they killed the second one."

 

The student was crying, yelling and angry when he returned home from school. His parents weren't happy either.

 

"We want people to know he had them in cages; he had them trapped," the boy's mother said. "He could have had somebody come and relocate the animals."

 

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Woman's 'pelvic area' smells like what in Vero Beach?

 

INDIAN RIVER COUNTY — Don’t you hate it when your “pelvic area” smells like marijuana?

 

Particularly when the person sniffing the wafting weed is an Indian River County sheriff’s deputy.

 

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The case began about 1:45 a.m. as a deputy saw a sport utility vehicle pull in a closed Citgo in the 4100 block of U.S. 1.

 

A man was running from 41st Street into the SUV’s back seat.

 

The deputy stopped the SUV, and a drug sniffing dog “alerted to the presence of narcotics within the vehicle.”

 

Nelsoit, the passenger, had “a strong odor of marijuana emitting from her pelvic area.”

 

The average human pelvis does not emit “a strong odor of marijuana.”

 

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At the jail, deputies say she plucked a bag of marijuana from inside her nether regions.

 

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On 5/6/2018 at 9:02 PM, China said:

Neighbor guilty in stalking case busted with 90 pounds of panties

 

 

The Bay County Sheriff’s Office arrested Isitro Lee Sanches in April 2017 after serving a search warrant on his Kimbrel Avenue trailer in Callaway, where they found about 90 pounds of women’s underwear. After a one-day trial, jurors on Friday found Sanches, 59, guilty as charged Thursday on three counts of burglary and a count of aggravated stalking.

 

 

Several things about this are odd. 

 

1. They took the time to weigh the panties ? 

2. The entire Santa thing. Clearly he was giving. 

3. How did he know what size to get to play Santa? 

 

Ooh, I get it, naughty or nice. 

 

4. I can bother myself to weigh all of my t-shirts and they won't equate to 90 pounds. I would have to spend a fortune to get my wifes extensive collection of panties to get to 90 pounds. 

 

90 pounds ? Show me the evidence. That is 2 dressers full. 

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