Dan T. Posted March 30, 2015 Share Posted March 30, 2015 One person is dead after a security guard exchanged gunfire with two men who tried to enter the NSA facility at Fort Mead dressed as women, NBC News reports. The guard got into an altercation with the men outside the gate for the NSA side of the Maryland Army installation just before 9 a.m. Monday. Gunfire was exchanged, and it is believed that the guard shot at least one of the men. At least one gun and drugs were found in the stolen Ford Escape the men were riding in, according to NBC News. http://www.nbcwashington.com/news/local/Large-Police-Presence-Outside-Fort-Meade-297995991.html?_osource=SocialFlowTwt_DCBrand Weird. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PokerPacker Posted March 30, 2015 Share Posted March 30, 2015 What a drag. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Corcaigh Posted March 30, 2015 Share Posted March 30, 2015 Men dressed as women? That's the FBI, not the NSA. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGoodBits Posted March 30, 2015 Share Posted March 30, 2015 Poor guys. If I had a dollar for every time I got coked up, dressed like a woman, stole a car, and tried to drive it into a military facility... no reason for one of the poor ****s to end up dead. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Sinister Posted March 30, 2015 Share Posted March 30, 2015 Good job by the guard Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan T. Posted March 30, 2015 Author Share Posted March 30, 2015 Poor guys. If I had a dollar for every time I got coked up, dressed like a woman, stole a car, and tried to drive it into a military facility... no reason for one of the poor ****s to end up dead. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slateman Posted March 30, 2015 Share Posted March 30, 2015 Thats a solid weekend of libo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rictus58 Posted March 30, 2015 Share Posted March 30, 2015 Somehow Rupaul didn't make a watch list? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kosher Ham Posted March 30, 2015 Share Posted March 30, 2015 RuPaul is interested in a different sort of security and weapons access. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ixcuincle Posted March 30, 2015 Share Posted March 30, 2015 Near here Just heard about it now Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barney B Posted March 30, 2015 Share Posted March 30, 2015 Lavar never was able to stay within the playbook. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Predicto Posted March 30, 2015 Share Posted March 30, 2015 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SkinInsite Posted March 30, 2015 Share Posted March 30, 2015 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TradeTheBeal! Posted March 30, 2015 Share Posted March 30, 2015 Some like it hot....lead. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Predicto Posted March 30, 2015 Share Posted March 30, 2015 Some like it hot....lead. Greatest last scene in the history of film Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
btfoom Posted March 30, 2015 Share Posted March 30, 2015 My mom works there. Called her earlier. She said that they are getting more info on the incident from local news than from officials in her building. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Larry Posted March 30, 2015 Share Posted March 30, 2015 My mom works there. Called her earlier. She said that they are getting more info on the incident from local news than from officials in her building. You mean, the NSA isn't talking about it? And they're usually so forthcoming, about sharing information. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DaGoonie55 Posted March 30, 2015 Share Posted March 30, 2015 LMAO There are some dumb people out there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boss_Hogg Posted March 30, 2015 Share Posted March 30, 2015 Fox News is gonna put drag queens on the terror watch list with muslims, Obama and Janeane Garofalo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SpacePenguin Posted March 30, 2015 Share Posted March 30, 2015 Something tells me that they tried to get in through the back entrance. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
balki1867 Posted March 30, 2015 Share Posted March 30, 2015 Thugs... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Predicto Posted March 30, 2015 Share Posted March 30, 2015 Thugs... You can't say that. You don't know if they are black yet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twa Posted March 30, 2015 Share Posted March 30, 2015 can't be black, no one has objected to them being shot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Destino Posted March 30, 2015 Share Posted March 30, 2015 When is the last time something like this happened and after most of the day we still only know how they were dressed?This is my favorite bit from CNN Investigators are looking into whether the men were under the influence of drugs following a night of partying, a federal law enforcement official said. http://www.cnn.com/2015/03/30/us/fort-meade-nsa-incident/index.htmlRemember that time we got so wasted that we dressed up as Thelma and Louise stole a car and tried to ram our way in to the NSA? Of course you don't, because you're dead and I'm locked in a dark room where no one will ever find me.- and so ends a legendary drinking story Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Larry Posted March 31, 2015 Share Posted March 31, 2015 I keep remembering a story, must have been posted here 10 years ago. (I assume it was China, who posted it.) About some guy in Germany. Who, along with several of his buddies, snuck into a zoo in the middle of the night, climbed into the bear pit, and took off all of his clothes. (Before the predictable result occurred.) Must have been like the 10th paragraph of the article before they mentioned that this happened the week of the town's beer festival. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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