brandymac27 Posted October 20, 2014 Share Posted October 20, 2014 I'm sorry, but i just can't stop laughing. I think I've seen and heard it all. Especially the "let's trade RG3 and let Colt start". Can someone please tell me if being a guy with (apparently) too many raging hormones makes you feel like you have all the answers, even if those answers are dumb as ****???? Is it because we've sunk to a whole new kind of low? I seriously want to know the answer to this. Guys claim to know soooo much about sports, then i come to ES and read the dumpster juice threads that some people start. I don't get it. Help the testosterone challenged understand. I swear, if a woman owned this team, she'd have it in tip top shape And btw, i don't know how you guys walk around with those things. Just sayin' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NickyJ Posted October 20, 2014 Share Posted October 20, 2014 Wait, people are seriously wanting Colt over RG3? I missed this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brandymac27 Posted October 20, 2014 Author Share Posted October 20, 2014 Wait, people are seriously wanting Colt over RG3? I missed this. See! Prime example. Testosterone has inhibited your reading comprehension skills! I kid, i kid!!! But look no further than a thread a few below this one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HtownRocks111 Posted October 20, 2014 Share Posted October 20, 2014 Wait, people are seriously wanting Colt over RG3? I missed this. Â Well to be honest I don't know where you were in preseason but everyone with a set of eyes who could see the tv set could tell that Colt was the best QB on our team. Â Colt was the Peyton Manning of preseason just like Ryan Grant was the Jerry Rice of the preseason. Â Just like the Redskins were the Seahawks of the preseason. Â Our superbowl every year is preseason wk 4. Â After that, it's the offseason. Â I don't know about you but I'm looking forward to preseason 2015! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gibbs Hog Heaven Posted October 20, 2014 Share Posted October 20, 2014 You need to visit some Dallas sites Dave. Â Those places are full of dicks ...... Â Hail. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poman Posted October 20, 2014 Share Posted October 20, 2014 Does estrogen cause you to lump all guys together when you are referring to a couple posters and their opinions? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SweetAlfred Posted October 20, 2014 Share Posted October 20, 2014 Not just Rob, some even want to trade me! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brandymac27 Posted October 20, 2014 Author Share Posted October 20, 2014 You need to visit some Dallas sites Dave. Those places are full of You need to visit some Dallas sites Dave. Those places are full of dicks ......  Hail. I was waiting for you to chime in Lucy Pearl. And i agree. And small ones at that Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan T. Posted October 20, 2014 Share Posted October 20, 2014 Colt is named after a gun. A gun is shaped like that thing between our legs. There's your answer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brandymac27 Posted October 20, 2014 Author Share Posted October 20, 2014 Not just Rob, some even want to trade me! Don't even get me started on the let's trade Morris bunch. Omg....gonna have to break out the pooty tang belt smh! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chipwhich Posted October 20, 2014 Share Posted October 20, 2014 Don't even get me started on the let's trade Morris bunch. Omg....gonna have to break out the pooty tang belt smh! Â Useless without pics. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Riggo'sRangers Posted October 20, 2014 Share Posted October 20, 2014 ...everyone with a set of eyes who could see the tv set could tell that Colt was the best QB on our team... Â Â Please tell me not serious here...good grief.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brandymac27 Posted October 20, 2014 Author Share Posted October 20, 2014 Colt is named after a gun. A gun is shaped like that thing between our legs. There's your answer.Guns are only used by pussies Ok, profanity filter didn't pick it up????? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NickyJ Posted October 20, 2014 Share Posted October 20, 2014 I tuned out from ES for the past few weeks until we won today, so I might be behind on the times lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brandymac27 Posted October 20, 2014 Author Share Posted October 20, 2014 Useless without pics. Useless without pics. I'll submit pics dammit. I swear, if we trade Morris, it's on like donkey kong! Does estrogen cause you to lump all guys together when you are referring to a couple posters and their opinions? Calm down. This is just a light hearted, fun thread. Don't get ur panties in a wad PoPo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gibbs Hog Heaven Posted October 20, 2014 Share Posted October 20, 2014 I'll submit pics dammit. I swear, if we trade Morris, it's on like donkey kong! Â If we're submitting pics like 'Donkey Kong', I, uhmmm, well, may sit this one out. Â Hail. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brandymac27 Posted October 20, 2014 Author Share Posted October 20, 2014 If we're submitting pics like 'Donkey Kong', I, uhmmm, well, may sit this one out. Â Hail. Calm down Lucy lmao If we're submitting pics like 'Donkey Kong', I, uhmmm, well, may sit this one out. Â Hail. Btw, if we trade Morris, I'm gonna need to borrow the van we used to kidnap Brandon Banks with. Gonna need a full tank too Ok, to keep the thread on topic, we suck. Now what all of you testosterone people? ?? What brilliant ideas do you have? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gibbs Hog Heaven Posted October 20, 2014 Share Posted October 20, 2014 ..... Ok, to keep the thread on topic, we suck. Now what all of you testosterone people? ?? What brilliant ideas do you have? Â Wine. I demand the finest wine available to humanity! And I demand it now! And cake! Â Wait, you didn't mean general brilliance did you? Â Hail. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brandymac27 Posted October 20, 2014 Author Share Posted October 20, 2014 Wine. I demand the finest wine available to humanity! And I demand it now! And cake! Wait, you didn't mean general brilliance did you? Hail. Lucy, you're really not helping the cause lmao. That's expected from the estrogen challenged i suppose. I think boobies would work much better than your wine and cake Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
goskins10 Posted October 20, 2014 Share Posted October 20, 2014 Calm down Lucy lmao Btw, if we trade Morris, I'm gonna need to borrow the van we used to kidnap Brandon Banks with. Gonna need a full tank too Ok, to keep the thread on topic, we suck. Now what all of you testosterone people? ?? What brilliant ideas do you have? Â Â Ok, here are some great ideas: Â 1. Release all 3 QBs, sign Colt Brennan, Tim Tebow, and Mike VIck. Let them dog it out to see who starts. 2. Ray Rice is expected to be reinstated to the NFL. We can trade Alfred for him and I think Spillers injury is a ruse. Let's get him now! 3. Trade Pierre Garcon and DJax for Percy Harvin. He can replace them both. 4. Let's see if Aaron Hernandez can get out for work release. We need a TE (or is he a WR by now...) 5. Sign Incognito and Martin to play Oline. They should be ready to bury the hatchet by now. 6. Bring in Michael Sam so Incognito has someone else to pick on. 7. Bring back Tannard Jackson. 8. Isn't Donte Stalworth still available? Â Well, that's just of the top of my head (not telling which one). That team has Super Bowl written all over it...... or is it tidy bowl? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gibbs Hog Heaven Posted October 20, 2014 Share Posted October 20, 2014 Lucy, you're really not helping the cause lmao. That's expected from the estrogen challenged i suppose. I think boobies would work much better than your wine and cake  I've just sat through another Redskin's game.  That's more than enough tits for any testosta thingie to take thank you very much,  Hail. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brandymac27 Posted October 20, 2014 Author Share Posted October 20, 2014 Goskins, if you had boobies, you could have saved yourself a WHOLE lot of work! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
commyderm2 Posted October 20, 2014 Share Posted October 20, 2014 Ok, here are some great ideas: 1. Release all 3 QBs, sign Colt Brennan, Tim Tebow, and Mike VIck. Let them dog it out to see who starts. 2. Ray Rice is expected to be reinstated to the NFL. We can trade Alfred for him and I think Spillers injury is a ruse. Let's get him now! 3. Trade Pierre Garcon and DJax for Percy Harvin. He can replace them both. 4. Let's see if Aaron Hernandez can get out for work release. We need a TE (or is he a WR by now...) 5. Sign Incognito and Martin to play Oline. They should be ready to bury the hatchet by now. 6. Bring in Michael Sam so Incognito has someone else to pick on. 7. Bring back Tannard Jackson. 8. Isn't Donte Stalworth still available? Well, that's just of the top of my head (not telling which one). That team has Super Bowl written all over it...... or is it tidy bowl? You forgot Plaxico Burress. And big Al. Oh and let's trade our next three years first rounders for Josh Gordon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
my_friend_goo Posted October 20, 2014 Share Posted October 20, 2014 Having cancelled my Sky Sports subscription in disappointment at the way this season has been going and instead spent the money on a lingerie football league subscription, I can vouch for the fact that the premise of the title of this thread is not entirely without merit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NickyJ Posted October 20, 2014 Share Posted October 20, 2014 1. Release all 3 QBs, sign Colt Brennan, Tim Tebow, and Mike VIck. Let them dog it out to see who starts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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