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If this happened to me, I would lose my ****. 

 

http://gawker.com/family-flees-home-where-deadly-spiders-were-bleeding-o-1644754609/all

 

 

 

Spiders falling from the ceiling. Spiders behind every mini blind. Spiders in the fireplace. Spiders "bleeding out of the walls." A family in Missouri finally had enough of this nightmare and vacated the home they were sharing with 6,000 brown recluse spiders—but will the spiders ever leave?

 

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I had a nightmare about something exactly like that, as a kid, that was so terrifying that I woke up and ran out the house.  My dad had to chase me down in the middle of the night.  I bet that episode scared my parents half to death, especially since I was screaming that there were spiders all over the place, in the dark, and they couldn't be immediately sure it was a dream. 

 

If that house thing happened to me I'd have a sudden onset of insanity and the cops would find me running around a house on fire screaming "I'm not running this time you son of ****es!"

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Dude in my unit at Fort Hood got bit by a brown recluse. Was in his boot. Nasty, nasty bite. Basically eats your flesh.

But yeah, I have so many spider stories. Absolutely despise the things. When I was 17 bought a pet tarantula. It ate baby mice. Thought I'd use it to overcome my phobia. I actually held it in my hands at the store the day I bought it...and that was the last time I touched that ****er. I hated that thing so much. Used to have nightmares that it had escaped from its little cage. Two or three times a week I'd wake up in the middle of the night absolutely drenched in sweat and would have to jump out of bed and run and make sure it was still there. God **** that thing. Was so happy when it finally died.

So yeah, **** spiders.

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I wonder what it is about spiders that causes absolute terror. What is so special about them that they're such a wide-spread phobia? I mean, I know I don't like those ****ers, but why?

 

I never really had a  problem with them until I moved to japan and they have these huge spiders that dont make a web but just climb around everywhere and pop out of closets or on a kitchen cabinet when you least expect them but they are the size of your hand and stand an inch or 2 off the ground and run as fast as anything if they want to.

 

This one is actually smaller than what i had there but looks just like it:

 

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My fear of large spiders came from several traumatic experiences as a kid.

I'd let ants crawl all over me. Beetles, crickets, snails, whatever. Spiders? Hell to the no. Nothing invades your personal space quite like a spider does. It's like they're playing mind games with you, letting you know they could strike you down anytime, any place. But they'll just leave a gigantic web between your truck and the lamp post, or crawl out from under the leg press right before you use it, just to let you know they're thinking of you.

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