TD_washingtonredskins Posted October 10, 2014 Share Posted October 10, 2014 If this happened to me, I would lose my ****. http://gawker.com/family-flees-home-where-deadly-spiders-were-bleeding-o-1644754609/all Spiders falling from the ceiling. Spiders behind every mini blind. Spiders in the fireplace. Spiders "bleeding out of the walls." A family in Missouri finally had enough of this nightmare and vacated the home they were sharing with 6,000 brown recluse spiders—but will the spiders ever leave? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tyron Biggums Posted October 10, 2014 Share Posted October 10, 2014 Geez, That's insane. I live in Missouri now a days, Last year a brown recluse got a hold of my elbow. Needless to say it jacked me up. One good part is that after the wound healed (weeks later) I have no more loose skins on my left elbow. SO I figure I got that much going for me. Lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Predicto Posted October 10, 2014 Share Posted October 10, 2014 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
China Posted October 10, 2014 Share Posted October 10, 2014 Yay, a spider thread! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Corcaigh Posted October 10, 2014 Share Posted October 10, 2014 (edited) It's not too late to order your dog's Halloween costume. Edited October 10, 2014 by Corcaigh 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dont Taze Me Bro Posted October 11, 2014 Share Posted October 11, 2014 **** spiders! and get this ****, so me and the wife and daughter are out to eat. Wife is on her phone, I look over and see all these pictures of spiders, and I'm like kill that page, **** is nasty. She was looking up brown recluses cause of this story lol. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Sinister Posted October 11, 2014 Share Posted October 11, 2014 Yeah they can leave all they want. I'm betting there's a sequel in the works where one hatches in a box full of dads baseball cards and accompanies them to their new location. Seriously , that sounds like something out of a Stephen King novel Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Destino Posted October 11, 2014 Share Posted October 11, 2014 I had a nightmare about something exactly like that, as a kid, that was so terrifying that I woke up and ran out the house. My dad had to chase me down in the middle of the night. I bet that episode scared my parents half to death, especially since I was screaming that there were spiders all over the place, in the dark, and they couldn't be immediately sure it was a dream. If that house thing happened to me I'd have a sudden onset of insanity and the cops would find me running around a house on fire screaming "I'm not running this time you son of ****es!" 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chew Posted October 11, 2014 Share Posted October 11, 2014 Kill this thread with fire. Kill it in the face. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skinsmarydu Posted October 11, 2014 Share Posted October 11, 2014 Kill it in the face. That's my friend Amy's line! I'm a pretty tough broad, but holy cow, I'd be a little screamin' *****. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GhostofSparta Posted October 11, 2014 Share Posted October 11, 2014 Some light reading for the thread: http://www.cracked.com/funny-1934-spiders/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Corcaigh Posted October 11, 2014 Share Posted October 11, 2014 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
G.A.C.O.L.B. Posted October 14, 2014 Share Posted October 14, 2014 Dude in my unit at Fort Hood got bit by a brown recluse. Was in his boot. Nasty, nasty bite. Basically eats your flesh. But yeah, I have so many spider stories. Absolutely despise the things. When I was 17 bought a pet tarantula. It ate baby mice. Thought I'd use it to overcome my phobia. I actually held it in my hands at the store the day I bought it...and that was the last time I touched that ****er. I hated that thing so much. Used to have nightmares that it had escaped from its little cage. Two or three times a week I'd wake up in the middle of the night absolutely drenched in sweat and would have to jump out of bed and run and make sure it was still there. God **** that thing. Was so happy when it finally died. So yeah, **** spiders. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SkinsFTW Posted October 14, 2014 Share Posted October 14, 2014 Ladies and Gentlemen I have found the cure: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PokerPacker Posted October 14, 2014 Share Posted October 14, 2014 I wonder what it is about spiders that causes absolute terror. What is so special about them that they're such a wide-spread phobia? I mean, I know I don't like those ****ers, but why? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HailGalvatron Posted October 14, 2014 Share Posted October 14, 2014 Spiders are pretty much the most hideous of all of Allah's creations. Snakes are a close second. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popeman38 Posted October 14, 2014 Share Posted October 14, 2014 Anything with eight legs that can shoot silk out of its ass to trap other creatures, then inject poison to liquefy the innards and then drink that concoction is of the devil OF. THE. DEVIL. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SkinsFTW Posted October 14, 2014 Share Posted October 14, 2014 I wonder what it is about spiders that causes absolute terror. What is so special about them that they're such a wide-spread phobia? I mean, I know I don't like those ****ers, but why? I never really had a problem with them until I moved to japan and they have these huge spiders that dont make a web but just climb around everywhere and pop out of closets or on a kitchen cabinet when you least expect them but they are the size of your hand and stand an inch or 2 off the ground and run as fast as anything if they want to. This one is actually smaller than what i had there but looks just like it: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SkinsFTW Posted October 14, 2014 Share Posted October 14, 2014 Heres the best spider video yet, this dudes hilarious but NSFW https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v5h_SGV5SYA Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Predicto Posted October 14, 2014 Share Posted October 14, 2014 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Sinister Posted October 14, 2014 Share Posted October 14, 2014 My fear of large spiders came from several traumatic experiences as a kid. I'd let ants crawl all over me. Beetles, crickets, snails, whatever. Spiders? Hell to the no. Nothing invades your personal space quite like a spider does. It's like they're playing mind games with you, letting you know they could strike you down anytime, any place. But they'll just leave a gigantic web between your truck and the lamp post, or crawl out from under the leg press right before you use it, just to let you know they're thinking of you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PCS Posted October 15, 2014 Share Posted October 15, 2014 Here's a pic of the house a few days ago. Looks like it's Spider killing time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slateman Posted October 15, 2014 Share Posted October 15, 2014 This right here . . . this why flamethrowers are covered under the Second Amendment. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PCS Posted October 15, 2014 Share Posted October 15, 2014 I think...nah..I'm sure that kind of thing described in the op would be enough to even have me running for the hills. Before or after I break the bank on 100 gallons of Ortho is up for debate though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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