Atlanta Skins Fan Posted November 18, 2002 Share Posted November 18, 2002 Boy, WHAT a night! I stayed up for three days straight, then slept from noon Sunday until just now. You won't believe the dreams I had. I dreamed our beloved Skins hired the biggest offensive passing genius in all of football! And then -- get this -- he brings two of Jerry's Kids to play QB. Mind-blowing! On the interior OL, he put three hookers who in a split second could grab and hold any man, fall down on their backs, and beg for their manhood. Hot nasty action! Then at RB, I dreamed we had one of the league's premier runners -- and the coach used him as a decoy! At WR, I dreamed we had one of the best young talents in the NFL -- a guy named Touchdown McCants -- and the coach put him in just long enough so everyone could see how good he was -- and then pulled him and put him on the inactive list! Then I dreamed on defense that we had three of the best CBs in the game -- but the worst safety -- and the DC put the safety and the #3 CB on the other team's best WR, just daring them to score! Then there was the front office. The team managed to acquire the team's most dominant DT since Dave Butz, and developed the team's best RT since the 1980s -- and then let their contracts expire without an extension! Wild, wild stuff! ... and then I woke up! Full of cold sweats and shivers! And oh-so-glad to be back to reality! Anyway, I've missed the news for a few days. How are things going? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thito_da_skins_fan Posted November 18, 2002 Share Posted November 18, 2002 are you a happy person? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Potato Sack Posted November 18, 2002 Share Posted November 18, 2002 :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: I think i just p!ssed my pants. Good one ASF. D@mn, that made my day! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Henry Posted November 18, 2002 Share Posted November 18, 2002 :gus: Head bruised enough yet, ASF? You forgot the part where it turned out to be an evil hoax directed by George Lucas, using Al Qeada operatives as extras, who then eludes capture by escaping in an SUV driven by John Ashcroft ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Awesome Posted November 18, 2002 Share Posted November 18, 2002 Atlanta you so funny. No really, that was damn funny:thumbsup: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Om Posted November 18, 2002 Share Posted November 18, 2002 Henry is now not only officially un-banned, he is invited to take a case of Killian's -- and a randy supermodel of his choosing -- from petty cash. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BIGDC Posted November 18, 2002 Share Posted November 18, 2002 I had a dream similar to that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tex Posted November 18, 2002 Share Posted November 18, 2002 Must be that alien implant kicking in. I think all loyal Redskins fans have one that makes us dream of the thrill of victory cause that's the only way we can experience it, in our dreams. Good one ASF. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Henry Posted November 18, 2002 Share Posted November 18, 2002 Originally posted by Om Henry is now not only officially un-banned, he is invited to take a case of Killian's -- and a randy supermodel of his choosing -- from petty cash. Petty ca -- Just how many of those T-shirts have you guys sold, anyway? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PCS Posted November 19, 2002 Share Posted November 19, 2002 :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: Aw hell Henry... I wasn't ready for that...... make that 2 supermodels. (lots of tshirts) :notworthy "You forgot the part where it turned out to be an evil hoax directed by George Lucas, using Al Qeada operatives as extras, who then eludes capture by escaping in an SUV driven by John Ashcroft ..." With "Binky" riding shotgun and Helton in the lead car with Utah in the airplane poised for a savage attack. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rdsknfn2003 Posted January 25, 2003 Share Posted January 25, 2003 :cool: That was good man. Wish I had dreams like that one. Would be nice. Guess I don't have an emagination.:gus: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NavyDave Posted January 25, 2003 Share Posted January 25, 2003 Well since I had a similar dream it had to be some left wing conspiracy using subliminal suggestion in anti skins news clippings headed by Lenny the Fat Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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