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I wish Dave would invite me over to help finish his project and smoke some pot.

I could go for the latter, i'll let Dave take care of the former.

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I hate my own fart smell. you need to get a better nose. Try the nosetron 3000.

I'm reminded of a comedy routine I heard. He suggested that someone go to a party and take a **** on the coats, just to see how the people reacted. At some point in the night someone will come into the room and say, "someone took a **** on the coats", and then you just say, "better not be on my coat" and you're in the clear. Then you just watch and observe.

"I'd like to to a movie theatre and take a dump in the back then wait until somebody sat in it, because that's funny to me. To hear the squish."

- P. Diddy

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Does anyone else have a boss who breaks wind and then leaves your office with it smelling like onions or rotten eggs?

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Does anyone else have a boss who breaks wind and then leaves your office with it smelling like onions or rotten eggs?

No, bit i really like doing that to other people, or leaving one hang in the coffee room

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With todays mortgage rates, the yield spread premium is actually higher today on a 30 year fixed stated income loan than on the 5 year ARM. This is strange because typically the longer the fixed period, the lower the yield spread usually is at a given rate. Crazy.

How's that for random?

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With todays mortgage rates, the yield spread premium is actually higher today on a 30 year fixed stated income loan than on the 5 year ARM. This is strange because typically the longer the fixed period, the lower the yield spread usually is at a given rate. Crazy.

How's that for random?

PB, are you a loan officer? I just started working at a mortgage company and am working my way up to that.

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Why doesn't Abe Vigoda get more leading roles these days?

One of the Maxim-type men's mags has a column called 'possibly dead' - I think ol' Abe could qualify. Is he alive?

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Who are these people that are finding all these arrowheads laying around in fields?

I've never found one, dammit.

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Who are these people that are finding all these arrowheads laying around in fields?

I've never found one, dammit.

People who live in farms or near the river in South Georgia find a LOT.

My cat (expired March '04) used to smell like wintergreen.

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People who live in farms or near the river in South Georgia find a LOT.

My cat (expired March '04) used to smell like wintergreen.

Further proof. :mad:

Every time I bring it up, everyone around me is finding them.

All I find are dirt clods and surprises my golden retriever leaves for me.

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I am having muscle spasms in my left hand. It feels like my skin is bubbling. This has been going on for the past 2 hours.

:laugh: :laugh:

I know I am not the only one with my head in the gutter on this one.

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